1/231 0.15-0.93 <font color=red>n</font> 万字小作文，08-30 01:13:49-08-30 01:13:51<font color=blue>A short essay of thousands of words,</font><br>2/231 1.05-3.21 <font color=red>hp</font> 我的女友景某信息量很大，08-30 01:13:50-08-30 01:13:54<font color=blue>My girlfriend, Jing, has a lot of information.</font><br>3/231 3.33-3.93 <font color=red>aaa</font> 很炸裂。08-30 01:13:51-08-30 01:13:51<font color=blue>Awesome.</font><br>4/231 4.65-8.91 <font color=red>lx</font> 景某的回应是我过去现在未来都不会为钱出卖，08-30 01:13:51-08-30 01:14:35<font color=blue>The response from the person in question is that I will never sell myself for money in the past, present, or future.</font><br>5/231 9.03-10.89 <font color=red>n</font> 我的爱情更不会出卖灵魂。08-30 01:13:52-08-30 01:13:53<font color=blue>My love will not betray my soul.</font><br>6/231 11.43-14.37 <font color=red>jd</font> 就是呀出卖的一直只是肉体而已嘛，08-30 01:13:53-08-30 01:13:55<font color=blue>Well, what I'm saying is that the only thing that's being sold is the body.</font><br>7/231 14.91-15.57 <font color=red>n</font> 买的还挺贵，08-30 01:13:53-08-30 01:13:54<font color=blue>It's quite expensive,</font><br>8/231 15.99-19.35 <font color=red>aaa</font> 没想到端了奶的男人会把账单都给公开了。08-30 01:13:54-08-30 01:13:57<font color=blue>I didn't expect the man who ended things with me to have made his bill public.</font><br>9/231 20.13-23.43 <font color=red>de</font> 外围选手孙哥前女友曾小姐直接喊话景某，08-30 01:13:54-08-30 01:14:46<font color=blue>Ex-girlfriend of the female athlete, "Sun Ge", directly addressed someone named "Jing".</font><br>10/231 23.85-25.17 <font color=red>n</font> 我教你怎么洗内裤。08-30 01:13:55-08-30 01:13:57<font color=blue>I'll teach you how to wash underwear.</font><br>11/231 25.65-27.27 <font color=red>hp</font> 话题是最佳前任，08-30 01:13:56-08-30 01:13:58<font color=blue>Topic is the best ex,</font><br>12/231 28.23-29.79 <font color=red>n</font> 果然是三流社会的下流，08-30 01:13:56-08-30 01:13:59<font color=blue>Indeed, it's the dregs of a third-rate society.</font><br>13/231 30.04-30.94 <font color=red>jd</font> 话题最吸引人呀。08-30 01:13:57-08-30 01:13:58<font color=blue>The topic is the most interesting.</font><br>14/231 31.36-33.1 <font color=red>aaa</font> 曾小姐也是个小作文能手，08-30 01:13:58-08-30 01:13:59<font color=blue>Ms. Zeng was also a talented writer of short essays,</font><br>15/231 33.4-35.38 <font color=red>n</font> 他提到了富家女孩奥运冠军，08-30 01:13:58-08-30 01:14:01<font color=blue>He mentioned a wealthy girl who was an Olympic champion.</font><br>16/231 35.8-42.4 <font color=red>jd</font> 每天五分钟洗的内裤发大后改成了日抛型表述三级变疯狂后的人性暴露，08-30 01:13:59-08-30 01:14:03<font color=blue>Every day, washing underwear for five minutes, then changing to a disposable type, and finally, a third-level, extremely crazy, and revealing human behavior.</font><br>17/231 42.64-44.68 <font color=red>hp</font> 以及对生哥抠们的描写，08-30 01:13:59-08-30 01:14:03<font color=blue>And descriptions of the "stingy" brothers,</font><br>18/231 45.52-47.32 <font color=red>n</font> 让女友吃廉价蔬菜沙拉，08-30 01:14:00-08-30 01:14:02<font color=blue>Make your girlfriend eat cheap vegetable salad.</font><br>19/231 47.62-48.52 <font color=red>aaa</font> 低血糖晕倒，08-30 01:14:01-08-30 01:14:02<font color=blue>Dizziness and fainting due to low blood sugar.</font><br>20/231 48.7-50.2 <font color=red>de</font> 还不舍得花钱看病，08-30 01:14:01-08-30 01:14:30<font color=blue>I'm still reluctant to spend money on medical care.</font><br>21/231 50.8-55.0 <font color=red>xss</font> 还偷女友的充电宝请榜一大哥吃肯德基还用优惠券。08-30 01:14:02-08-30 01:18:48<font color=blue>He stole his girlfriend's charger and went to see the big boss, who was ranked first in the group. He used a discount coupon for KFC.</font><br>22/231 55.66-60.89 <font color=red>n</font> 最有意思的是抢食护食这一段一百度的椰子鸡也能吃得下去呀。08-30 01:14:03-08-30 01:14:09<font color=blue>What's interesting is that even a 100% coconut chicken, which can be fed and protected, can eat it.</font><br>23/231 61.85-64.13 <font color=red>n</font> 相伴七年的曾小姐出钱出力，08-30 01:14:03-08-30 01:14:09<font color=blue>Ms. Zeng, who has been with us for seven years, is willing to contribute financially and in terms of effort.</font><br>24/231 64.31-65.39 <font color=red>aaa</font> 毫无节受的帮助，08-30 01:14:04-08-30 01:14:05<font color=blue>Unconditional help,</font><br>25/231 65.51-68.39 <font color=red>hp</font> 孙某创业还被人骂成了闭圈骗子。08-30 01:14:05-08-30 01:14:10<font color=blue>Someone named Sun started a business but was criticized for being an "insider" and a scammer.</font><br>26/231 69.3-70.92 <font color=red>jd</font> 然而在 b 驾起飞后，08-30 01:14:05-08-30 01:14:07<font color=blue>However, after the B-17 took off,</font><br>27/231 71.039-73.38 <font color=red>aaa</font> 孙某一句我们咖位不一样了，08-30 01:14:06-08-30 01:14:08<font color=blue>Someone named Sun said, "Our status is different now."</font><br>28/231 73.56-74.46 <font color=red>jd</font> 就拉黑分手了。08-30 01:14:08-08-30 01:14:09<font color=blue>I'm blocking him.</font><br>29/231 75.26-77.12 <font color=red>aaa</font> 据说孙某提出了分手，08-30 01:14:09-08-30 01:14:10<font color=blue>It is said that someone named Sun proposed to break up.</font><br>30/231 77.3-79.58 <font color=red>n</font> 补偿是六万块还付的，08-30 01:14:10-08-30 01:14:13<font color=blue>The compensation is six thousand, and it needs to be paid.</font><br>31/231 79.7-81.86 <font color=red>n</font> 很多洗白条件被曾小姐给拒绝了，08-30 01:14:10-08-30 01:14:14<font color=blue>Many of the conditions for whitewashing were rejected by Ms. Zeng.</font><br>32/231 82.43-85.43 <font color=red>jd</font> 后来给梦中情人一出手就是三千万，08-30 01:14:11-08-30 01:14:13<font color=blue>Later, I gave my dream lover a hand and got 30 million.</font><br>33/231 85.79-87.35 <font color=red>hp</font> 差距看好五百倍。08-30 01:14:12-08-30 01:14:16<font color=blue>I'm looking forward to a 500-fold difference.</font><br>34/231 88.21-89.95 <font color=red>aaa</font> 人比人真的是气死人呀。08-30 01:14:12-08-30 01:14:13<font color=blue>People are really annoying.</font><br>35/231 90.44-96.08 <font color=red>jd</font> 接下来正片开始开篇就是一颗卵子和五千万美金的重量对比，08-30 01:14:14-08-30 01:14:18<font color=blue>Next, the main part begins with a comparison between an egg and a $5 million weight.</font><br>36/231 96.5-97.46 <font color=red>aaa</font> 直接进入主题，08-30 01:14:15-08-30 01:14:16<font color=blue>Get straight to the point,</font><br>37/231 97.64-99.62 <font color=red>n</font> 也牢牢抓住了读者们的眼球。08-30 01:14:16-08-30 01:14:18<font color=blue>Also firmly captured the attention of readers.</font><br>38/231 100.26-103.44 <font color=red>aaa</font> 第三句就开始讲交易抵押物和它的标价、08-30 01:14:17-08-30 01:14:19<font color=blue>Starting from the third sentence, it begins to discuss collateral and its pricing.</font><br>39/231 104.38-107.02 <font color=red>hp</font> 家喻户晓的女明星取暖待孕的话题，08-30 01:14:17-08-30 01:14:22<font color=blue>The widely known topic of female celebrities taking care of pregnant women,</font><br>40/231 107.38-109.6 <font color=red>n</font> 你能做到不被勾引着看下去吧。08-30 01:14:19-08-30 01:14:21<font color=blue>Can you do it without being tempted to keep watching?</font><br>41/231 110.55-115.83 <font color=red>jd</font> 女人可一百万美金承包的酒店对应是皇后和凡尔赛宫殿。08-30 01:14:19-08-30 01:14:23<font color=blue>The women's hotel, with a contract value of one million US dollars, corresponds to the Palace of Versailles and the Palace of Versailles.</font><br>42/231 116.73-118.11 <font color=red>n</font> 王后虽然只住了八天，08-30 01:14:20-08-30 01:14:22<font color=blue>The Queen only stayed for eight days,</font><br>43/231 118.55-119.57 <font color=red>aaa</font> 但他喜欢宫殿，08-30 01:14:21-08-30 01:14:21<font color=blue>He liked the palace,</font><br>44/231 119.81-120.83 <font color=red>n</font> 为他空着飞机，08-30 01:14:22-08-30 01:14:23<font color=blue>Empty the plane for him.</font><br>45/231 121.01-122.03 <font color=red>aaa</font> 为到后着的感觉。08-30 01:14:22-08-30 01:14:24<font color=blue>The feeling of being in the rear.</font><br>46/231 122.83-125.59 <font color=red>hp</font> 尹晦的提醒你背后的君主皇帝是谁？08-30 01:14:23-08-30 01:14:27<font color=blue>Who is the monarch or emperor behind Yinhui's reminder?</font><br>47/231 126.51-128.37 <font color=red>n</font> 然后再回到青春的回忆。08-30 01:14:24-08-30 01:14:25<font color=blue>Then return to the memories of youth.</font><br>48/231 129.1-131.32 <font color=red>xss</font> 刚进北大的生哥看到了广告，08-30 01:19:25-08-30 01:21:44<font color=blue>When I first came to Peking University, I saw an advertisement.</font><br>49/231 131.5-132.46 <font color=red>n</font> 中景某的照片，08-30 01:14:25-08-30 01:14:26<font color=blue>A photo of a person in the middle ground.</font><br>50/231 132.88-133.78 <font color=red>jd</font> 可能就是这张。08-30 01:14:25-08-30 01:14:27<font color=blue>It must be this one.</font><br>51/231 134.65-137.53 <font color=red>aaa</font> 他尝试着在校内晚给梦中女神打招呼，08-30 01:14:26-08-30 01:14:28<font color=blue>He tried to call his dream girl in the evening.</font><br>52/231 137.65-138.37 <font color=red>n</font> 但是没有回应，08-30 01:14:27-08-30 01:14:28<font color=blue>But there was no response.</font><br>53/231 138.85-141.28 <font color=red>n</font> 这是癞蛤蟆跟天鹅之间的鸿沟，08-30 01:14:27-08-30 01:14:29<font color=blue>This is the gap between a toad and an eagle.</font><br>54/231 142.14-144.24 <font color=red>jd</font> 他的笔法还是强烈的落差感。08-30 01:14:28-08-30 01:14:30<font color=blue>His handwriting still has a strong sense of contrast.</font><br>55/231 144.82-149.02 <font color=red>hp</font> 年租一千块的北大瘦司和一百五十块的羽绒服，08-30 01:14:29-08-30 01:14:35<font color=blue>One thousand yuan for a year's rent of the North University Slim Fit and one hundred fifty yuan for a down jacket,</font><br>56/231 149.93-152.75 <font color=red>aaa</font> 另一边是一亿五千万美元投资的电影，08-30 01:14:29-08-30 01:14:31<font color=blue>On the other side is a $15 million investment film.</font><br>57/231 152.93-154.73 <font color=red>n</font> 以及做陪衬的巨星名单。08-30 01:14:30-08-30 01:14:31<font color=blue>And a list of the supporting stars.</font><br>58/231 155.15-157.37 <font color=red>bg</font> 这一切都只为了做一个铺垫。08-30 01:14:30-08-30 01:15:07<font color=blue>All of this was just a prelude.</font><br>59/231 157.61-158.39 <font color=red>n</font> 这天鹅肉，08-30 01:14:31-08-30 01:14:32<font color=blue>This duck meat.</font><br>60/231 158.75-160.07 <font color=red>jd</font> 我吃到嘴里了，08-30 01:14:32-08-30 01:14:33<font color=blue>I ate it,</font><br>61/231 160.51-162.61 <font color=red>de</font> 不过肯定不能这么直接写出来。08-30 01:14:32-08-30 01:15:02<font color=blue>However, it cannot be written directly like this.</font><br>62/231 162.73-162.91 <font color=red>aaa</font> 对吧？08-30 01:14:33-08-30 01:14:34<font color=blue>Right?</font><br>63/231 163.09-164.89 <font color=red>n</font> 要着重强调那张照片，08-30 01:14:34-08-30 01:14:35<font color=blue>Emphasize that photo,</font><br>64/231 165.07-167.05 <font color=red>n</font> 一直在身边待了十九年，08-30 01:14:34-08-30 01:14:36<font color=blue>Been by his side for nineteen years,</font><br>65/231 167.77-170.41 <font color=red>jd</font> 这个是从屌丝到百亿富豪的原动力。08-30 01:14:35-08-30 01:14:37<font color=blue>This is the driving force from loser to billionaire.</font><br>66/231 171.28-172.36 <font color=red>aaa</font> 十九年过后，08-30 01:14:36-08-30 01:14:36<font color=blue>Nineteen years later,</font><br>67/231 172.48-174.16 <font color=red>hp</font> 他终于填平了这条鸿沟，08-30 01:14:36-08-30 01:14:39<font color=blue>He finally bridged the gap.</font><br>68/231 174.58-175.78 <font color=red>lx</font> 占有了他的白月光。08-30 01:14:37-08-30 01:14:44<font color=blue>Occupied his white moonlight.</font><br>69/231 176.62-177.94 <font color=red>n</font> 在见到女神的时候，08-30 01:14:38-08-30 01:14:39<font color=blue>When I met my goddess,</font><br>70/231 178.12-179.92 <font color=red>n</font> 并没有想象中的那么紧张，08-30 01:14:38-08-30 01:14:40<font color=blue>It wasn't as tense as I imagined.</font><br>71/231 180.76-182.56 <font color=red>aaa</font> 还说突然想不起来这么多年，08-30 01:14:39-08-30 01:14:41<font color=blue>Suddenly, I can't remember for so many years.</font><br>72/231 182.68-183.88 <font color=red>jd</font> 到底是在等什么了，08-30 01:14:39-08-30 01:14:41<font color=blue>What are you waiting for?</font><br>73/231 184.6-186.94 <font color=red>hp</font> 你难道不是在等着炫耀你自己吗？08-30 01:14:40-08-30 01:14:44<font color=blue>Aren't you just waiting to show off?</font><br>74/231 187.99-190.21 <font color=red>n</font> 炫耀还是从那根香蕉开始的？08-30 01:14:41-08-30 01:14:43<font color=blue>Did it start with that banana?</font><br>75/231 191.16-196.23 <font color=red>n</font> 随后是霸道总裁包场看电影的桥段劝退二十六名观众。08-30 01:14:41-08-30 01:14:49<font color=blue>Then came the scene where a powerful and wealthy businessman rented out an entire cinema hall to watch movies. This caused twenty-six people to leave, feeling overwhelmed by his presence.</font><br>76/231 196.47-197.79 <font color=red>jd</font> 这个过程他做了特写，08-30 01:14:42-08-30 01:14:43<font color=blue>He filmed this process with close-ups.</font><br>77/231 198.32-199.94 <font color=red>aaa</font> 一对带孩子的夫妻来了，08-30 01:14:43-08-30 01:14:44<font color=blue>A couple with children came.</font><br>78/231 200.42-204.98 <font color=red>n</font> 孩子已经在门口高高举着爆米花助理递神一沓现金。08-30 01:14:44-08-30 01:14:49<font color=blue>The child was standing at the door, holding a stack of cash that had been handed to him by a popcorn assistant.</font><br>79/231 205.64-207.26 <font color=red>jd</font> 孩子不懂为什么不能进群，08-30 01:14:44-08-30 01:14:46<font color=blue>Children don't understand why they can't join the group.</font><br>80/231 207.94-209.32 <font color=red>hp</font> 大人借过钱道谢，08-30 01:14:45-08-30 01:14:47<font color=blue>Thank you, sir.</font><br>81/231 209.68-211.24 <font color=red>aaa</font> 什么都没问走了。08-30 01:14:45-08-30 01:14:47<font color=blue>He left without asking any questions.</font><br>82/231 212.19-213.57 <font color=red>lx</font> 这就是在告诉我们，08-30 01:14:46-08-30 01:14:56<font color=blue>This is telling us,</font><br>83/231 213.81-215.85 <font color=red>de</font> 没有他用钱解决不了的事情。08-30 01:14:47-08-30 01:15:14<font color=blue>He can solve any problem with money.</font><br>84/231 216.24-216.9 <font color=red>jd</font> 见面的当天，08-30 01:14:47-08-30 01:14:49<font color=blue>On the day of the meeting,</font><br>85/231 217.14-218.64 <font color=red>aaa</font> 两个人就有了亲密接触，08-30 01:14:48-08-30 01:14:49<font color=blue>Two people had intimate contact.</font><br>86/231 219.12-219.72 <font color=red>hp</font> 效率很高。08-30 01:14:49-08-30 01:14:51<font color=blue>Very efficient.</font><br>87/231 220.43-222.47 <font color=red>jd</font> 因为双方都知道接下来要发生什么，08-30 01:14:49-08-30 01:14:51<font color=blue>Because both sides know what will happen next,</font><br>88/231 222.98-227.55 <font color=red>n</font> 只是我没想到这孙子能写的这么粗俗就不能文艺一点嘛。08-30 01:14:50-08-30 01:14:55<font color=blue>I just didn't expect that this grandson would write something so vulgar, couldn't he be a little more artistic?</font><br>89/231 228.37-230.59 <font color=red>aaa</font> 我试探性的像山峰和峡谷，08-30 01:14:51-08-30 01:14:53<font color=blue>I cautiously approached, like a mountain and a valley.</font><br>90/231 230.77-232.39 <font color=red>n</font> 伸手却被他一把推开。08-30 01:14:51-08-30 01:14:54<font color=blue>He pushed me away with his hand.</font><br>91/231 233.23-234.97 <font color=red>hp</font> 他从包里拿出来一堆小工具，08-30 01:14:52-08-30 01:14:56<font color=blue>He took out a pile of small tools from his bag.</font><br>92/231 235.51-236.89 <font color=red>jd</font> 把我的手放在大腿上，08-30 01:14:53-08-30 01:14:54<font color=blue>Put my hand on my thigh,</font><br>93/231 237.19-239.35 <font color=red>aaa</font> 打磨指甲就花了一个小时，08-30 01:14:53-08-30 01:14:55<font color=blue>It took an hour to file my nails.</font><br>94/231 240.39-243.39 <font color=red>n</font> 打磨后再抛光服务非常的细致专业，08-30 01:14:54-08-30 01:14:56<font color=blue>The polishing service is very meticulous and professional.</font><br>95/231 243.93-246.15 <font color=red>jd</font> 可见这是日常前奏呀。08-30 01:14:55-08-30 01:14:57<font color=blue>This is clearly a prelude to the daily routine.</font><br>96/231 246.99-247.65 <font color=red>aaa</font> 随后他说，08-30 01:14:56-08-30 01:14:57<font color=blue>Then he said,</font><br>97/231 248.13-248.43 <font color=red>n</font> 行了，08-30 01:14:56-08-30 01:14:57<font color=blue>Okay,</font><br>98/231 248.79-249.09 <font color=red>hp</font> 摸吧，08-30 01:14:57-08-30 01:14:59<font color=blue>Feel it.</font><br>99/231 249.63-250.83 <font color=red>lx</font> 摸哪里都可以。08-30 01:14:57-08-30 01:15:13<font color=blue>You can touch anywhere.</font><br>100/231 251.25-252.03 <font color=red>n</font> 写到这一段。08-30 01:14:58-08-30 01:14:59<font color=blue>Write this paragraph.</font><br>101/231 252.33-252.63 <font color=red>jd</font> 很明显，08-30 01:14:59-08-30 01:14:59<font color=blue>Obviously,</font><br>102/231 252.87-254.07 <font color=red>aaa</font> 孙某亮剑了，08-30 01:14:59-08-30 01:15:01<font color=blue>Mr. Sun, you're a hero!</font><br>103/231 254.91-256.53 <font color=red>n</font> 交代清楚是第一次见面，08-30 01:15:00-08-30 01:15:02<font color=blue>Clearly state that it is the first time meeting,</font><br>104/231 256.83-257.67 <font color=red>hp</font> 又强调说，08-30 01:15:01-08-30 01:15:03<font color=blue>Reiterated that,</font><br>105/231 257.97-258.81 <font color=red>n</font> 摸哪里都可以。08-30 01:15:01-08-30 01:15:02<font color=blue>You can touch anywhere.</font><br>106/231 259.47-263.55 <font color=red>jd</font> 从初次见面不紧张到探索高低深浅的权利。08-30 01:15:02-08-30 01:15:05<font color=blue>From being nervous at the first meeting to exploring the rights of high, low, deep, and shallow.</font><br>107/231 264.39-265.35 <font color=red>aaa</font> 二十四个小时内，08-30 01:15:03-08-30 01:15:04<font color=blue>Within twenty-four hours,</font><br>108/231 265.47-268.83 <font color=red>n</font> 他就解决了侮辱了女方人格的同时，08-30 01:15:03-08-30 01:15:06<font color=blue>He solved the problem of insulting the woman's personality at the same time.</font><br>109/231 269.13-269.73 <font color=red>de</font> 抬高了自己，08-30 01:15:04-08-30 01:15:15<font color=blue>Elevated oneself,</font><br>110/231 270.28-271.54 <font color=red>n</font> 趁女人的门槛很高，08-30 01:15:05-08-30 01:15:07<font color=blue>Taking advantage of the high threshold for women,</font><br>111/231 271.78-273.7 <font color=red>hp</font> 但是我当天就进来了，08-30 01:15:05-08-30 01:15:08<font color=blue>But I came in that day.</font><br>112/231 274.66-275.56 <font color=red>aaa</font> 幼稚与张狂，08-30 01:15:06-08-30 01:15:07<font color=blue>Childhood and Arrogance,</font><br>113/231 275.8-277.6 <font color=red>jd</font> 在字里行间呼之欲出。08-30 01:15:07-08-30 01:15:08<font color=blue>It is palpable in every word and line.</font><br>114/231 278.379-281.14 <font color=red>n</font> 他可能还没有意识到他抽了几个大佬的脸面，08-30 01:15:07-08-30 01:15:11<font color=blue>He may not have realized that he had offended several big shots.</font><br>115/231 281.68-284.92 <font color=red>n</font> 不知道这些大佬中还有没有人有教她做人的实力，08-30 01:15:08-08-30 01:15:12<font color=blue>I wonder if there are any seniors here who can teach her how to be a person.</font><br>116/231 285.52-289.12 <font color=red>bg</font> 就算没有我估计天道也不会放过这么嚣张的人。08-30 01:15:09-08-30 01:16:14<font color=blue>Even without me, I think the heavens wouldn't let such a brazen person off so easily.</font><br>117/231 289.78-290.74 <font color=red>aaa</font> 香港人太多，08-30 01:15:09-08-30 01:15:10<font color=blue>Too many Hongkongers.</font><br>118/231 291.1-292.36 <font color=red>hp</font> 有些事又不能见光，08-30 01:15:10-08-30 01:15:14<font color=blue>Some things can't be seen in the light.</font><br>119/231 293.14-295.48 <font color=red>jd</font> 这女人在世界地图上随意一植，08-30 01:15:11-08-30 01:15:13<font color=blue>This woman planted a tree on a map of the world.</font><br>120/231 295.78-298.06 <font color=red>aaa</font> 他们就包了大飞机去了大西洋海岸，08-30 01:15:11-08-30 01:15:13<font color=blue>They chartered a plane and flew to the Atlantic coast.</font><br>121/231 299.02-300.41 <font color=red>n</font> 大白天都见不得光，08-30 01:15:12-08-30 01:15:13<font color=blue>In broad daylight,</font><br>122/231 300.83-302.69 <font color=red>n</font> 那卧室里就更不能有光了。08-30 01:15:12-08-30 01:15:15<font color=blue>The bedroom definitely can't have any light.</font><br>123/231 303.44-305.06 <font color=red>jd</font> 黑色胶带一共用了五十卷，08-30 01:15:13-08-30 01:15:15<font color=blue>Fifty rolls of black tape were used.</font><br>124/231 305.71-307.09 <font color=red>n</font> 这亿万富豪能去数，08-30 01:15:14-08-30 01:15:15<font color=blue>There are countless millionaires,</font><br>125/231 307.27-308.23 <font color=red>aaa</font> 这个还能记下来。08-30 01:15:15-08-30 01:15:16<font color=blue>I can still remember this.</font><br>126/231 308.41-311.48 <font color=red>de</font> 我们也是服了孙哥舔狗的身份，08-30 01:20:17-08-30 05:34:02<font color=blue>We are also the kind of people who are obsessed with and admire Sun Ge.</font><br>127/231 311.98-313.0 <font color=red>hp</font> 也变成了儿子，08-30 01:15:16-08-30 01:15:18<font color=blue>Also became a son.</font><br>128/231 313.24-313.959 <font color=red>de</font> 叫起了妈妈。08-30 01:15:16-08-30 01:15:32<font color=blue>Called mom.</font><br>129/231 314.79-315.51 <font color=red>jd</font> 从这里开始，08-30 01:15:17-08-30 01:15:18<font color=blue>From here,</font><br>130/231 315.69-317.97 <font color=red>n</font> 他在作文里也用了儿子的角色，08-30 01:15:18-08-30 01:15:21<font color=blue>He also used the role of his son in his essay.</font><br>131/231 318.77-321.05 <font color=red>n</font> 做儿子的那个孙子是这样写的。08-30 01:15:18-08-30 01:15:21<font color=blue>The grandson of the son is written like this.</font><br>132/231 322.1-322.94 <font color=red>de</font> 妈妈跟我说，08-30 01:15:19-08-30 01:15:34<font color=blue>Mom told me,</font><br>133/231 323.24-326.0 <font color=red>aaa</font> 他许的愿是要跟儿子生个儿子，08-30 01:15:20-08-30 01:15:21<font color=blue>He wished for a son.</font><br>134/231 326.57-327.53 <font color=red>jd</font> 但必须要带孕。08-30 01:15:20-08-30 01:15:22<font color=blue>But it must be accompanied by a pregnant woman.</font><br>135/231 327.89-331.98 <font color=red>hp</font> 这姓孙的儿子要跟他妈妈生孩子小作文，08-30 01:15:21-08-30 01:15:27<font color=blue>This kid, whose last name is Sun, wants to write a short essay about having children with his mother.</font><br>136/231 332.1-335.64 <font color=red>jd</font> 在字面上直接突破了人类乱伦文学的天花板。08-30 01:20:22-08-30 01:20:23<font color=blue>Directly broke the ceiling of human incest literature.</font><br>137/231 336.86-340.22 <font color=red>n</font> 这子描述他妈妈处理财务的事也很不厚道，08-30 01:15:22-08-30 01:15:25<font color=blue>This description of his mother handling finances is also unfair.</font><br>138/231 340.94-343.76 <font color=red>n</font> 你妈的财物替你妈扛设进去了，08-30 01:15:23-08-30 01:15:26<font color=blue>Your mother's money was used to pay for you,</font><br>139/231 344.24-345.14 <font color=red>aaa</font> 这种事能讲吗？08-30 01:15:23-08-30 01:15:24<font color=blue>Can this be discussed?</font><br>140/231 345.64-347.02 <font color=red>jd</font> 这不是直接举报，08-30 01:15:24-08-30 01:15:25<font color=blue>This is not a direct report.</font><br>141/231 347.14-348.4 <font color=red>aaa</font> 你妈妈也犯法了吗？08-30 01:15:25-08-30 01:15:26<font color=blue>Did your mother also commit a crime?</font><br>142/231 348.87-348.93 <font color=red>jd</font> 嘿，08-30 01:15:26-08-30 01:15:27<font color=blue>Hey,</font><br>143/231 349.17-349.89 <font color=red>n</font> 不孝吃呀，08-30 01:15:26-08-30 01:15:28<font color=blue>Don't eat,</font><br>144/231 350.8-353.8 <font color=red>n</font> 不要只跟妈妈开始交换双方前任的信息，08-30 01:15:27-08-30 01:15:30<font color=blue>Don't just start exchanging information about your exes with Mom,</font><br>145/231 354.1-355.36 <font color=red>aaa</font> 聊起了各自的情史，08-30 01:15:28-08-30 01:15:29<font color=blue>We talked about our respective love histories.</font><br>146/231 356.07-356.85 <font color=red>jd</font> 聊谁都可以，08-30 01:15:28-08-30 01:15:29<font color=blue>Talk about anything,</font><br>147/231 356.97-358.77 <font color=red>hp</font> 但那个运动员绝对不能踢，08-30 01:15:29-08-30 01:15:32<font color=blue>But that athlete absolutely cannot kick.</font><br>148/231 359.74-361.54 <font color=red>n</font> 但小作文你还是提了，08-30 01:15:30-08-30 01:15:31<font color=blue>But you still mentioned the short essay.</font><br>149/231 361.66-361.96 <font color=red>aaa</font> 不是吗？08-30 01:15:30-08-30 01:15:31<font color=blue>Isn't it?</font><br>150/231 362.8-366.1 <font color=red>n</font> 他知道他妈妈背上的纹身是为运动员文的，08-30 01:15:32-08-30 01:15:35<font color=blue>He knew that his mother's tattoo on her back was for the athlete named Wen.</font><br>151/231 366.64-368.32 <font color=red>n</font> 唯有真爱才能伤心，08-30 01:15:32-08-30 01:15:34<font color=blue>Only true love can cause heartbreak.</font><br>152/231 368.62-369.46 <font color=red>aaa</font> 才会有禁忌。08-30 01:15:33-08-30 01:15:34<font color=blue>That's how it works.</font><br>153/231 370.48-372.46 <font color=red>hp</font> 而你孙哥还只是个儿子，08-30 01:15:34-08-30 01:15:37<font color=blue>And your son is just a child.</font><br>154/231 372.64-373.24 <font color=red>de</font> 只是个舔狗。08-30 01:15:34-08-30 01:15:49<font color=blue>Just a loser.</font><br>155/231 373.72-377.56 <font color=red>jd</font> 这背后洗不掉的纹身就成了孙哥绕不过去的一堵墙。08-30 01:15:35-08-30 01:15:38<font color=blue>The tattoo that couldn't be washed off became a wall that Sun couldn't get around.</font><br>156/231 378.4-378.94 <font color=red>aaa</font> 有些东西，08-30 01:15:35-08-30 01:15:36<font color=blue>Some things,</font><br>157/231 379.24-380.32 <font color=red>n</font> 比如说身体素质、08-30 01:15:36-08-30 01:15:37<font color=blue>For example, physical fitness,</font><br>158/231 380.8-381.46 <font color=red>de</font> 腰腹力量，08-30 01:15:37-08-30 01:15:49<font color=blue>Core strength,</font><br>159/231 381.82-382.96 <font color=red>n</font> 真的是亿万财富，08-30 01:15:37-08-30 01:15:39<font color=blue>It's truly a fortune of billions,</font><br>160/231 383.14-383.8 <font color=red>aaa</font> 也买不来的。08-30 01:15:38-08-30 01:15:39<font color=blue>I can't buy it either.</font><br>161/231 384.52-385.42 <font color=red>hp</font> 张爱玲那句话，08-30 01:15:39-08-30 01:15:42<font color=blue>Zhang Ailing's quote,</font><br>162/231 385.72-386.2 <font color=red>n</font> 有道理啊，08-30 01:15:39-08-30 01:15:40<font color=blue>That makes sense.</font><br>163/231 386.68-390.71 <font color=red>jd</font> 我们致敬张大帅小作文终于讲到三千万彩礼的问题了。08-30 01:15:40-08-30 01:15:44<font color=blue>We have reached the point where Zhang Da Shua's short essay finally discusses the issue of three million yuan dowry.</font><br>164/231 391.13-392.99 <font color=red>n</font> 钱到账之后就是一家人了，08-30 01:15:41-08-30 01:15:42<font color=blue>Once the money arrives, everyone is family.</font><br>165/231 393.29-394.25 <font color=red>aaa</font> 看母子相称，08-30 01:15:41-08-30 01:15:42<font color=blue>Seeing mother and child,</font><br>166/231 394.97-397.67 <font color=red>n</font> 他们之间的谈话也变得更加私密了。08-30 01:15:42-08-30 01:15:43<font color=blue>Their conversations became more private.</font><br>167/231 398.09-399.35 <font color=red>hp</font> 但是我们都没想到，08-30 01:15:42-08-30 01:15:45<font color=blue>But we never thought that,</font><br>168/231 399.41-402.71 <font color=red>aaa</font> 他会把剧组夫妻这些谈话内容也给写出来。08-30 01:15:43-08-30 01:15:46<font color=blue>He will also write down the conversations between the crew members and their spouses.</font><br>169/231 403.07-404.63 <font color=red>n</font> 娱乐圈就算再混乱，08-30 01:15:44-08-30 01:15:46<font color=blue>The entertainment industry, no matter how chaotic,</font><br>170/231 404.87-407.63 <font color=red>n</font> 我也不相信他们聊的这种情况是个普遍现象。08-30 01:15:44-08-30 01:15:47<font color=blue>I don't believe that this situation is common.</font><br>171/231 408.41-408.71 <font color=red>jd</font> 如果有，08-30 01:15:45-08-30 01:15:46<font color=blue>If so,</font><br>172/231 409.01-411.59 <font color=red>hp</font> 那就一定是景某圈子里身边的事，08-30 01:15:46-08-30 01:15:50<font color=blue>It must be something within the circle of someone named "Jing".</font><br>173/231 412.07-413.39 <font color=red>aaa</font> 你这么写合适吗？08-30 01:15:47-08-30 01:15:48<font color=blue>Is this the right way to write?</font><br>174/231 414.05-415.19 <font color=red>jd</font> 甚至都没有写清楚，08-30 01:15:47-08-30 01:15:49<font color=blue>Even if they didn't even write it clearly,</font><br>175/231 415.43-417.35 <font color=red>n</font> 景某在剧组里是不是也这样的，08-30 01:15:48-08-30 01:15:50<font color=blue>Is the person in question also like this in the crew?</font><br>176/231 417.71-419.03 <font color=red>n</font> 大家会怎么联想呢？08-30 01:15:48-08-30 01:15:50<font color=blue>What do you think?</font><br>177/231 419.88-422.4 <font color=red>aaa</font> 几个月前还同床共枕的人呀，08-30 01:15:49-08-30 01:15:51<font color=blue>The people who used to sleep together just a few months ago,</font><br>178/231 422.88-424.86 <font color=red>jd</font> 这种背事真的是毫无底线，08-30 01:15:50-08-30 01:15:51<font color=blue>This person is truly bottomless.</font><br>179/231 425.4-426.18 <font color=red>de</font> 太过分了。08-30 01:15:50-08-30 01:16:21<font color=blue>It's too much.</font><br>180/231 426.3-426.6 <font color=red>de</font> 有没有？08-30 01:15:51-08-30 01:16:11<font color=blue>Is there any?</font><br>181/231 427.02-427.799 <font color=red>hp</font> 二六年年初，08-30 01:15:52-08-30 01:15:55<font color=blue>In the early years of 26,</font><br>182/231 428.1-429.9 <font color=red>n</font> 孙哥向这个妈妈求婚了，08-30 01:15:52-08-30 01:15:54<font color=blue>Sun asked this mother for marriage.</font><br>183/231 430.32-431.7 <font color=red>n</font> 带着这个妈回香港，08-30 01:15:53-08-30 01:15:55<font color=blue>Taking my mother back to Hong Kong,</font><br>184/231 431.88-433.14 <font color=red>jd</font> 见了真正的爸妈，08-30 01:15:54-08-30 01:15:55<font color=blue>Met my real parents.</font><br>185/231 433.8-435.36 <font color=red>aaa</font> 然后又陆续开始转账，08-30 01:15:54-08-30 01:15:56<font color=blue>Then, they started transferring money one after another.</font><br>186/231 436.08-437.22 <font color=red>n</font> 每天一百万太慢，08-30 01:15:55-08-30 01:15:56<font color=blue>One million a day is too slow.</font><br>187/231 437.4-439.2 <font color=red>jd</font> 所以要多张卡轮流转。08-30 01:15:55-08-30 01:15:57<font color=blue>Therefore, you need to use multiple card wheels to rotate.</font><br>188/231 440.16-442.08 <font color=red>hp</font> 女方在为代孕求卵，08-30 01:15:56-08-30 01:15:59<font color=blue>The woman is seeking an egg donor.</font><br>189/231 442.2-442.86 <font color=red>n</font> 做身体检查，08-30 01:15:57-08-30 01:15:58<font color=blue>Get a physical exam,</font><br>190/231 443.16-445.62 <font color=red>aaa</font> 男方在香港为未婚妻选房子，08-30 01:15:57-08-30 01:16:00<font color=blue>NanFangZaiXiangGangWeiWeiHunQiXuanFangZi，</font><br>191/231 446.16-448.2 <font color=red>n</font> 有条不紊的为组建家庭而努力。08-30 01:15:58-08-30 01:16:00<font color=blue>Diligent in striving to build a family.</font><br>192/231 448.8-449.16 <font color=red>jd</font> 二月底，08-30 01:15:59-08-30 01:15:59<font color=blue>End of February</font><br>193/231 449.28-451.03 <font color=red>n</font> 他非到了蒙太奇拉古，08-30 01:15:59-08-30 01:16:01<font color=blue>He arrived in Montalcino,</font><br>194/231 451.21-453.79 <font color=red>hp</font> 纳海滩在酒店住到了第八天，08-30 01:16:00-08-30 01:16:04<font color=blue>I've been staying at the hotel in Naples for eight days.</font><br>195/231 454.21-457.99 <font color=red>jd</font> 女方打电话要求加价一开口就是五千万美元。08-30 01:16:01-08-30 01:16:03<font color=blue>The woman called and demanded a price increase, starting with $5 million.</font><br>196/231 458.59-460.87 <font color=red>aaa</font> 这个时候孙哥他犹豫了，08-30 01:16:01-08-30 01:16:03<font color=blue>At this time, Mr. Sun hesitated.</font><br>197/231 461.77-462.55 <font color=red>n</font> 犹豫不决中，08-30 01:16:02-08-30 01:16:04<font color=blue>In a state of indecision,</font><br>198/231 462.61-464.41 <font color=red>aaa</font> 他求助了 a i cloud,08-30 01:16:03-08-30 01:16:05<font color=blue>He sought help from an AI cloud.</font><br>199/231 465.01-465.07 <font color=red>jd</font> cold,08-30 01:16:04-08-30 01:16:05<font color=blue>cold,</font><br>200/231 465.49-467.05 <font color=red>n</font> 告诉他不能把钱给他。08-30 01:16:05-08-30 01:16:08<font color=blue>Tell him that he cannot give the money to him.</font><br>201/231 467.65-472.81 <font color=red>n</font> 后来网友们为了验证也是各种论 a i 如果我有八十多亿美元的资产，08-30 01:16:05-08-30 01:16:11<font color=blue>Later, netizens tried to verify by various arguments. If I had assets of over 80 billion US dollars,</font><br>202/231 473.17-475.51 <font color=red>bg</font> 这五千万美元到底是给还是不给呢？08-30 01:21:07-08-30 01:21:56<font color=blue>Is this five million dollars really going to be given or not?</font><br>203/231 475.75-476.95 <font color=red>hp</font> 两个人谈崩了之后，08-30 01:16:07-08-30 01:16:10<font color=blue>After two people had a falling out,</font><br>204/231 477.13-478.75 <font color=red>jd</font> 孙哥测量过自己的脉搏，08-30 01:16:07-08-30 01:16:09<font color=blue>Uncle Sun measured his pulse.</font><br>205/231 479.11-481.1 <font color=red>aaa</font> 发现并没有心跳加速。08-30 01:16:08-08-30 01:16:10<font color=blue>I didn't find any signs of a racing heart.</font><br>206/231 482.0-484.64 <font color=red>n</font> 他留下的磨指甲小工具成了纪念品，08-30 01:16:09-08-30 01:16:11<font color=blue>The nail file he left behind became a souvenir.</font><br>207/231 485.18-488.57 <font color=red>jd</font> 他的指甲又恢复到了之前不能乱摸的状态。08-30 01:16:10-08-30 01:16:12<font color=blue>His fingernails have returned to their previous state of not being able to be messed with.</font><br>208/231 489.47-492.53 <font color=red>aaa</font> 于是他在小作文里开始梳理交易账单。08-30 01:16:11-08-30 01:16:13<font color=blue>Then he started to sort out the transaction records in his short essay.</font><br>209/231 493.47-494.01 <font color=red>hp</font> 酒店费用、08-30 01:16:11-08-30 01:16:13<font color=blue>Hotel fees,</font><br>210/231 494.25-494.97 <font color=red>n</font> 飞机油耗、08-30 01:16:12-08-30 01:16:13<font color=blue>Aircraft fuel consumption,</font><br>211/231 495.45-496.77 <font color=red>n</font> 代运定金等等，08-30 01:16:12-08-30 01:16:14<font color=blue>Shipping fees, deposits, etc.</font><br>212/231 497.48-499.88 <font color=red>de</font> 交易是乎没有完成半途而废了。08-30 01:16:13-08-30 01:16:34<font color=blue>The transaction is not completed halfway.</font><br>213/231 500.33-502.76 <font color=red>jd</font> 但是这个半图不正视交易的内容嘛。08-30 01:16:14-08-30 01:16:16<font color=blue>But this half-image doesn't accurately reflect the content of the transaction.</font><br>214/231 503.06-505.7 <font color=red>aaa</font> 小作文开头是指名道姓的标题，08-30 01:16:14-08-30 01:16:17<font color=blue>The beginning of the short essay is a title that includes the name and surname.</font><br>215/231 506.36-509.18 <font color=red>n</font> 小作文最后却写着本文纯属虚构，08-30 01:16:15-08-30 01:16:18<font color=blue>The last sentence of the short essay reads: "This article is purely fictional."</font><br>216/231 509.73-510.21 <font color=red>hp</font> 如有雷同，08-30 01:16:16-08-30 01:16:18<font color=blue>If there is any similarity,</font><br>217/231 510.27-511.05 <font color=red>bg</font> 实属小河。08-30 01:16:16-08-30 01:16:46<font color=blue>It's really a small river.</font><br>218/231 511.67-512.27 <font color=red>n</font> 不是版权，08-30 01:16:17-08-30 01:16:18<font color=blue>Not copyright,</font><br>219/231 512.45-513.89 <font color=red>jd</font> 请随意转发分享。08-30 01:16:18-08-30 01:16:19<font color=blue>Feel free to forward and share.</font><br>220/231 514.63-514.99 <font color=red>aaa</font> 很明显，08-30 01:16:18-08-30 01:16:19<font color=blue>Obviously,</font><br>221/231 515.17-516.55 <font color=red>hp</font> 他想把这个女人给毁了，08-30 01:16:19-08-30 01:16:22<font color=blue>He wanted to ruin this woman.</font><br>222/231 516.79-519.07 <font color=red>n</font> 但同时他也把自己给扒光了。08-30 01:16:19-08-30 01:16:23<font color=blue>But at the same time, he also stripped himself bare.</font><br>223/231 519.84-521.04 <font color=red>n</font> 更深层次的原因，08-30 01:16:20-08-30 01:16:22<font color=blue>Deeper reasons,</font><br>224/231 521.28-524.64 <font color=red>jd</font> 可能他需要在万众瞩目下才能苟且保命。08-30 01:16:21-08-30 01:16:22<font color=blue>Maybe he needs the spotlight to survive.</font><br>225/231 525.36-528.36 <font color=red>aaa</font> 毕竟他的巨额财富每一滴都沾满了鲜血，08-30 01:16:21-08-30 01:16:23<font color=blue>After all, his enormous wealth was stained with blood.</font><br>226/231 529.04-529.58 <font color=red>de</font> 为了续命，08-30 01:16:22-08-30 01:16:34<font color=blue>In order to survive,</font><br>227/231 529.76-531.2 <font color=red>hp</font> 也顾不上什么底线了。08-30 01:16:23-08-30 01:16:26<font color=blue>I don't care about any principles anymore.</font><br>228/231 532.03-533.47 <font color=red>n</font> 但是天道后轮回，08-30 01:16:23-08-30 01:16:25<font color=blue>But the heavens are after reincarnation,</font><br>229/231 534.17-534.89 <font color=red>jd</font> 我绝不相信，08-30 01:16:24-08-30 01:16:25<font color=blue>I don't believe it.</font><br>230/231 534.95-536.39 <font color=red>n</font> 这样的人能有什么好下场，08-30 01:16:25-08-30 01:16:27<font color=blue>What kind of good ending can such a person have?</font><br>231/231 537.07-537.91 <font color=red>aaa</font> 你们觉得呢？08-30 01:16:25-08-30 01:16:26<font color=blue>What do you think?</font><br>