1/122 0.15-2.55 de 现在在这个抖音上经常看到一口一个托翁啊，09-02 11:55:17-09-02 11:56:05Nowadays, I often see people on Douyin eating a whole bunch of tofu at once.
2/122 2.73-3.87 n 一口一个陀翁叫着啊。09-02 11:55:18-09-02 11:55:19One by one, the children were calling out.
3/122 3.99-6.57 xss 这帮喜欢西方文学的人把这两个人叫的非常亲切，09-02 11:55:19-09-02 11:56:41These people who like Western literature call them very affectionately.
4/122 6.69-8.25 n 好像在名字后边加个翁字啊，09-02 11:55:20-09-02 11:55:23It seems like there's an "Uncle" suffix after the name.
5/122 8.37-9.63 n 这俩人就像成圣人了，09-02 11:55:21-09-02 11:55:23These two people are like saints.
6/122 10.23-11.67 bg 我真的是求求你们别叫了，09-02 11:55:21-09-02 11:55:57I really beg you not to call me.
7/122 11.73-12.93 hp 这俩人根本不是什么翁，09-02 11:55:22-09-02 11:55:25These two people are not related at all.
8/122 13.11-16.35 n 就是两个在厕所里边翻舌头找蛆的病态吧，09-02 11:55:23-09-02 11:55:26They are two sick people who are looking for maggots in the toilet.
9/122 16.53-16.77 n 对不对？09-02 11:55:24-09-02 11:55:25Is it right?
10/122 16.95-18.21 de 先说托斯托耶夫斯基，09-02 11:55:25-09-02 11:55:51Let's start with Tolstoy.
11/122 18.33-21.09 hp 这哥们是主动跳进名叫社会的这间大粪坑，09-02 11:55:26-09-02 11:55:29This guy voluntarily jumped into the "society" pit,
12/122 21.27-22.89 bg 而且他跳进去之后干什么呢？09-02 12:00:27-09-02 12:01:05And what did he do after jumping in?
13/122 23.25-24.69 n 把里边的石头捡起来舔一舔，09-02 11:55:27-09-02 11:55:29Pick up the stones inside and lick them.
14/122 24.81-26.37 aaa 把里边的蛆抓起来尝一尝啊，09-02 11:55:28-09-02 11:55:30Catch those maggots inside and have a taste of them.
15/122 26.49-27.51 n 然后一脸陶醉的跟你说，09-02 11:55:28-09-02 11:55:31Then, with a look of admiration, he would say to you:
16/122 27.63-28.05 n 你尝尝啊，09-02 11:55:30-09-02 11:55:31Try it,
17/122 28.17-28.95 hp 这味道太深刻了，09-02 11:55:30-09-02 11:55:33This flavor is too profound.
18/122 29.07-29.61 aaa 太真实了，09-02 11:55:31-09-02 11:55:32So realistic,
19/122 30.04-30.76 n 你不吃他就骂你，09-02 11:55:32-09-02 11:55:34You don't eat, so you get scolded.
20/122 30.82-31.84 n 你这个境界不够啊，09-02 11:55:32-09-02 11:55:34You're not at that level yet.
21/122 31.96-33.16 aaa 你不敢面对真实的人性，09-02 11:55:33-09-02 11:55:35You dare not face the true nature of human beings.
22/122 33.58-34.24 hp 这不是作家，09-02 11:55:34-09-02 11:55:36This is not a writer.
23/122 34.3-35.02 n 这他妈神经病吗？09-02 11:55:35-09-02 11:55:36Are you crazy?
24/122 35.14-35.62 n 这不是啊，09-02 11:55:36-09-02 11:55:37It's not,
25/122 36.04-38.74 aaa 你一个在厕所里边翻舌头找蛆吃的人啊，09-02 11:55:36-09-02 11:55:39You're a person who spends their time in the toilet, looking for maggots to eat.
26/122 38.8-39.34 hp 然后告诉我，09-02 11:55:37-09-02 11:55:39Then tell me,
27/122 39.46-40.96 n 你这叫做人间灵魂审问，09-02 11:55:38-09-02 11:55:39This is called a human soul interrogation.
28/122 41.14-41.38 n 对吧？09-02 11:55:38-09-02 11:55:39Right?
29/122 41.98-43.0 hp 你审问你妹的啊，09-02 11:55:40-09-02 11:55:43You're interrogating your sister,
30/122 43.18-45.46 n 你就是这个在粪坑里找蛆的，09-02 11:55:40-09-02 11:55:44You are the one who is digging for maggots in a cesspool.
31/122 45.58-46.42 n 找石头的一个变态，09-02 11:55:41-09-02 11:55:43A pervert who likes to find stones.
32/122 46.6-49.18 aaa 尤其是他们这帮粉丝啊啊把他们捧的真的很高，09-02 11:55:42-09-02 11:55:44Especially their fans, they really made them very popular.
33/122 49.6-50.86 hp 还拉着别人喜尝啊。09-02 11:55:43-09-02 11:55:47You're still making others taste it.
34/122 51.04-52.18 n 你们这些叫他驼翁的人，09-02 11:55:44-09-02 11:55:46You people who call him "Old Man"
35/122 52.3-53.86 aaa 说白了就是被 p v了呗啊，09-02 11:55:45-09-02 11:55:47Basically, it's just been a series of unfortunate events.
36/122 53.98-54.52 n 他让你恶心，09-02 11:55:45-09-02 11:55:47He makes you sick,
37/122 54.64-55.66 n 你还觉得恶心很高级，09-02 11:55:46-09-02 11:55:49Do you still think being nauseous is high-class?
38/122 56.02-56.56 n 他让你尝尝，09-02 11:55:47-09-02 11:55:49He lets you try,
39/122 56.68-58.0 hp 你还觉得尝出了人生的真理，09-02 11:55:48-09-02 11:55:52Do you still feel that you have tasted the truth of life?
40/122 58.54-59.2 aaa 你不是崇拜他，09-02 11:55:49-09-02 11:55:50You are not worshipping him,
41/122 59.26-60.11 n 你是被他搞呃，09-02 11:55:49-09-02 11:55:51You're being messed with.
42/122 60.29-61.85 n 丧失了就是自己的一个判断力。09-02 11:55:50-09-02 11:55:53Losing one's judgment is like losing oneself.
43/122 62.26-62.98 aaa 再说托尔斯泰，09-02 11:55:51-09-02 11:55:51Regarding Tolstoy,
44/122 63.3-66.03 n 托尔斯泰比这个托斯土耶夫斯机稍微体面一点点啊，09-02 11:55:52-09-02 11:55:55Tolstoy is a bit more refined than Tostyev,
45/122 66.09-67.95 de 但他干的事儿本质上是一样恶心的。09-02 11:55:53-09-02 11:56:31But what he did was essentially the same as being disgusting.
46/122 68.18-68.69 aaa 他跳进去了，09-02 11:55:53-09-02 11:55:54He jumped in.
47/122 68.93-70.01 hp 翻来覆去再翻到一半，09-02 11:55:54-09-02 11:55:57I keep flipping back and forth,
48/122 70.189-70.67 n 突然觉得不对。09-02 11:55:55-09-02 11:55:56Suddenly felt something was wrong.
49/122 70.73-70.79 aaa 哎，09-02 11:55:55-09-02 11:55:56Oh,
50/122 70.91-71.69 n 我怎么在分坑里边，09-02 11:55:56-09-02 11:55:58How do I get out of the pit?
51/122 71.89-72.64 n 然后他想爬出来，09-02 11:55:57-09-02 11:55:58Then he thought about climbing out,
52/122 72.7-73.54 aaa 但是他爬得动呢，09-02 11:55:57-09-02 11:55:58But he can climb.
53/122 73.66-74.2 bg 他爬不动，09-02 11:55:58-09-02 11:56:22He can't climb.
54/122 74.38-75.37 hp 他太胖了啊，09-02 11:55:59-09-02 11:56:01He's too fat.
55/122 75.55-76.21 n 身上沾满了，09-02 11:55:59-09-02 11:56:00Covered in,
56/122 76.75-76.99 aaa 对吧？09-02 11:56:00-09-02 11:56:01Right?
57/122 77.23-78.68 n 排泄物爬两门滑下来，09-02 11:56:01-09-02 11:56:03The excrement slides down from the two doors.
58/122 78.8-79.52 n 爬两步又滑下来，09-02 11:56:01-09-02 11:56:03Climb two steps and slide down,
59/122 79.84-80.56 aaa 晚年跟老婆闹，09-02 11:56:02-09-02 11:56:03Quarrel with wife in old age,
60/122 80.68-81.34 hp 跟自己较劲啊，09-02 11:56:03-09-02 11:56:05Compete with yourself,
61/122 81.46-82.54 n 最后死了一个小伙的，09-02 11:56:04-09-02 11:56:05The last one died,
62/122 83.05-84.31 aaa 他也不是什么所谓的托网，09-02 11:56:05-09-02 11:56:07He's not some kind of "fake network" or something.
63/122 84.49-85.27 n 他只是一个想干净，09-02 11:56:05-09-02 11:56:07He just wanted to be clean.
64/122 85.39-86.11 de 但是干净不了的。09-02 11:56:06-09-02 11:56:40But it can't be cleaned.
65/122 86.45-88.25 hp 老头在粪坑里边挣扎了一辈子，09-02 11:56:07-09-02 11:56:11The old man struggled in the cesspool for a lifetime.
66/122 88.37-89.57 n 最后带着一身臭味走了。09-02 11:56:07-09-02 11:56:10Finally, he left with a foul odor.
67/122 89.97-91.23 n 你说你在崇拜什么啊？09-02 11:56:08-09-02 11:56:10What are you worshipping?
68/122 91.47-92.43 aaa 崇拜他挣扎的姿势吗？09-02 11:56:09-09-02 11:56:10Do you admire his struggle?
69/122 92.89-94.6 n 然后是七诃府和萧虎洛夫，09-02 11:56:10-09-02 11:56:13Then there were the Seven-Star Palace and Shuo Huolafu.
70/122 94.92-95.73 n 这两个人很正常啊，09-02 11:56:11-09-02 11:56:13These two people are normal.
71/122 95.85-96.57 aaa 稍微正常一点吧，09-02 11:56:12-09-02 11:56:13A little more normal, please.
72/122 96.63-98.19 hp 只能说他们站在厕所边上不进去。09-02 11:56:12-09-02 11:56:16They are just standing outside the toilet, not going in.
73/122 98.61-102.95 xss 齐诃夫冷眼看着里面的托斯托耶夫斯基和这个托尔斯泰在里边互相踩踏啊，09-02 12:01:16-09-02 12:03:23Tikhonov watched with a cold eye as Tolstoy and Turgenev trampled each other in the literary world.
74/122 103.13-104.03 n 拿着笔在那记录，09-02 11:56:14-09-02 11:56:15Holding a pen and writing,
75/122 104.45-105.83 aaa 肖洛甫写颤争写暴力，09-02 11:56:14-09-02 11:56:16Sholov wrote about the struggle and violence.
76/122 105.95-107.27 n 也是站在边上看着不动声色，09-02 11:56:15-09-02 11:56:17Standing on the sidelines, watching silently.
77/122 107.39-110.25 n 但说白了他们在旁边站着看了半天不进去，09-02 11:56:16-09-02 11:56:19But basically, they stood there and watched for a while without getting in.
78/122 110.37-111.73 aaa 不等于他们也很干净。09-02 11:56:16-09-02 11:56:18Not equal to them, but also clean.
79/122 111.91-112.99 hp 他们只是围观者啊，09-02 11:56:17-09-02 11:56:19They are just spectators.
80/122 113.049-114.37 n 是那种看见车祸停下来，09-02 11:56:18-09-02 11:56:20It's like seeing a car accident and stopping.
81/122 114.43-115.58 aaa 看热闹的人不恶心，09-02 11:56:19-09-02 11:56:20Those who watch the show don't feel disgusted.
82/122 115.7-116.3 n 但是也不光彩。09-02 11:56:20-09-02 11:56:21But it's not all that great.
83/122 116.42-118.84 hp 还有果戈里这哥们儿拿着放大镜在里面找乐子，09-02 11:56:20-09-02 11:56:25And there's Gogol, who is poking around with a magnifying glass.
84/122 119.02-120.43 aaa 把官僚写成笑话啊。09-02 11:56:21-09-02 11:56:22Write a joke about bureaucrats.
85/122 120.55-121.39 n 你们看了笑笑完，09-02 11:56:22-09-02 11:56:29Have you watched the ending of Xiao Xiao?
86/122 121.51-122.23 n 发现笑的是自己。09-02 11:56:22-09-02 11:56:24The one who found the humor is himself.
87/122 122.55-123.24 aaa 然后他晚年疯了，09-02 11:56:23-09-02 11:56:24Then he went crazy in his old age.
88/122 123.36-123.96 bg 把自己的手表了，09-02 11:56:24-09-02 11:56:49I got my watch.
89/122 124.08-124.38 n 全烧了。09-02 11:56:25-09-02 11:56:26Everything is burned.
90/122 124.5-125.76 aaa 在厕所里笑着笑着就哭了。09-02 11:56:26-09-02 11:56:28Laughing and laughing in the toilet, then crying.
91/122 126.13-126.97 hp 他看透了荒诞，09-02 11:56:26-09-02 11:56:29He saw through the absurdity.
92/122 127.63-128.59 n 但是他自己也没逃掉。09-02 11:56:27-09-02 11:56:29But he didn't escape either.
93/122 128.71-131.25 aaa 所以你们看这帮被你们叫这种翁那种翁的人，09-02 11:56:28-09-02 11:56:31So, look at these people you call "Uncle" and "Aunt,"
94/122 131.31-132.57 n 其实没一个什么干净的人啊，09-02 11:56:29-09-02 11:56:32Actually, there's no one who is completely clean.
95/122 133.08-134.1 hp 除了讨耶夫司机是啥呢？09-02 11:56:30-09-02 11:56:34What else is there besides Yef's driver?
96/122 134.22-135.06 n 在粪坑里尝了尝，09-02 11:56:31-09-02 11:56:32Tasted in the cesspit,
97/122 135.18-136.14 de 还逼着你一起吃不吃，09-02 11:56:31-09-02 11:57:01He's still forcing you to eat together,
98/122 136.26-138.07 aaa 就说你精济低托尔斯泰是啥呢？09-02 11:56:32-09-02 11:56:34What is the meaning of "low-income Tolsto"?
99/122 138.26-138.71 n 在粪坑里，09-02 11:56:33-09-02 11:56:34In the cesspit,
100/122 138.77-139.85 n 挣扎了一辈子没爬出来，09-02 11:56:33-09-02 11:56:36Struggled for a lifetime, never breaking free.
101/122 139.97-140.57 hp 带着臭味儿、09-02 11:56:34-09-02 11:56:37Smelly,
102/122 140.85-141.51 n 四台火车站、09-02 11:56:35-09-02 11:56:36Four train stations,
103/122 141.95-143.82 aaa 七河府和萧后洛府站在旁边，09-02 11:56:36-09-02 11:56:38The cities of Qiqiao and Xiahou-Lu stood on the sidelines,
104/122 143.94-144.6 n 围观不进去，09-02 11:56:36-09-02 11:56:38Can't get in,
105/122 144.66-145.02 n 但也不走。09-02 11:56:37-09-02 11:56:38But don't go.
106/122 145.2-146.88 hp 果戈里氏把粪坑画成笑话，09-02 11:56:38-09-02 11:56:41Gogol painted the latrine as a joke.
107/122 147.26-147.86 n 最后自己封了。09-02 11:56:39-09-02 11:56:39I ended it myself.
108/122 147.98-148.52 aaa 他们不是神，09-02 11:56:39-09-02 11:56:40They are not gods,
109/122 148.95-151.56 n 他们就是一群在厕所里不同的姿势啊，09-02 11:56:40-09-02 11:56:43They are just a group of people in different positions in the toilet.
110/122 151.92-152.94 n 在那里边翻动的人，09-02 11:56:40-09-02 11:56:43The person who is moving around there,
111/122 153.3-154.41 de 你们非要把他供上神坛。09-02 11:56:41-09-02 11:57:05You shouldn't make him a god.
112/122 154.53-155.13 aaa 还一口一个问，09-02 11:56:42-09-02 11:56:43Keep asking one by one.
113/122 155.309-156.09 xss 好像叫的亲一点，09-02 11:56:42-09-02 11:57:32It seems to be called "family".
114/122 156.21-156.99 hp 他们真成圣人了，09-02 11:56:43-09-02 11:56:45They are truly enlightened.
115/122 157.29-158.25 aaa 他们写的东西再深刻，09-02 11:56:44-09-02 11:56:45What they write may be profound,
116/122 158.49-160.45 n 也改变不了他们写的东西嗯，09-02 11:56:44-09-02 11:56:47It also can't change the things they write, huh?
117/122 160.51-161.05 n 就是一坨屎。09-02 11:56:45-09-02 11:56:47It's just a pile of shit.
118/122 161.17-163.39 aaa 这个事实你们崇拜的不是文学啊，09-02 11:56:46-09-02 11:56:48This isn't literature you are worshipping,
119/122 163.51-164.89 hp 是你们自己不敢面对的恶心。09-02 11:56:46-09-02 11:56:50It's something you can't face.
120/122 165.01-165.43 n 最后问一句，09-02 11:56:48-09-02 11:56:50Finally, I ask one question.
121/122 165.43-167.26 n 是你们管一个这种人叫翁，09-02 11:56:49-09-02 11:56:51Are you referring to someone called "Wong"?
122/122 167.44-168.46 aaa 那你们管自己叫什么呢？09-02 11:56:49-09-02 11:56:50What do you call yourself?