1/286 0.09-1.41 de 当我们大伙都在愤怒,09-02 12:55:39-09-02 12:56:06When everyone is angry,
2/286 1.59-4.05 n 你往蛋糕或者巧克力里面掺食的同时,09-02 12:55:39-09-02 12:55:42While you are adding food coloring to the cake or chocolate,
3/286 4.53-7.11 n 总会有一批所谓的人站出来说,09-02 12:55:40-09-02 12:55:43There will always be a group of so-called people who come out and say,
4/286 7.29-7.35 aaa 哎,09-02 12:55:41-09-02 12:55:42Oh,
5/286 7.53-9.69 aaa 你看这不还有蛋糕呢吗?09-02 12:55:42-09-02 12:55:44Look, there's still a cake!
6/286 10.11-11.13 hp 味儿还挺甜的。09-02 12:55:43-09-02 12:55:46The taste is quite sweet.
7/286 12.93-14.97 n 警告本期视频含金量较高,09-02 12:55:44-09-02 12:55:46Warning, this episode has a high value.
8/286 15.15-16.29 n 请各位谨慎观看。09-02 12:55:45-09-02 12:55:46Please watch carefully.
9/286 16.89-18.21 aaa 如果有容易生气的同学,09-02 12:55:45-09-02 12:55:47If there are students who tend to be easily angered,
10/286 18.51-24.57 xss 建议带上氧气罩家人们还是我侃天砍地砍游戏看电影的大脑。09-02 12:55:47-09-02 12:59:00I suggest you bring an oxygen mask, folks. Or maybe I should just go out and chop down trees to play games or watch movies.
11/286 25.29-25.83 n 截止目前,09-02 12:55:48-09-02 12:55:49As of now,
12/286 26.07-29.19 n 穿 plus 的女王二内地票房才八千多万,09-02 12:55:48-09-02 12:55:52The Queen of Plus, whose film "Plus" grossed only 8 million.
13/286 29.49-30.22 aaa 可以看出来,09-02 12:55:49-09-02 12:55:50It can be seen that,
14/286 30.34-32.14 n 明显和雄狮少年二是坐一桌的。09-02 12:55:50-09-02 12:55:53Obviously, the Lion Boy and I are sitting at different tables.
15/286 32.56-35.5 de 为什么我在雄狮少年二那期视频就讲过,09-02 12:55:50-09-02 12:56:37Why did I say in the Lion's Youth II episode that...
16/286 35.98-37.6 hp 观众是用脚投票的?09-02 12:55:51-09-02 12:55:54Are the audience voting with their feet?
17/286 37.96-39.58 aaa 你这个东西到底有没有问题,09-02 12:55:52-09-02 12:55:53Is this thing broken?
18/286 39.7-40.9 n 有没有往里面掺东西?09-02 12:55:53-09-02 12:55:54Is there anything inside?
19/286 41.32-42.4 n 只要是不瞎的人,09-02 12:55:53-09-02 12:55:55As long as it's not a fool,
20/286 42.58-43.72 aaa 他都能看得出来,09-02 12:55:54-09-02 12:55:55He could see it,
21/286 44.08-49.84 bg 甚至其实也包括了那些装瞎的这些最终都会实实在在的反映在电影的票房上。09-02 12:55:55-09-02 12:57:15Even those who pretend to be disabled will eventually reflect in the box office revenue.
22/286 50.44-50.8 hp 当然了,09-02 12:55:55-09-02 12:55:57Of course,
23/286 50.92-51.76 n 上期我就说了,09-02 12:55:56-09-02 12:55:57Last time I mentioned,
24/286 51.88-54.04 aaa 人家就是来专门恶心你一把的,09-02 12:55:57-09-02 12:55:58They just come here to make you feel bad,
25/286 54.34-55.72 n 人家在乎你这点钱吗?09-02 12:55:57-09-02 12:56:00Do people care about your little money?
26/286 56.2-57.58 n 人家本投票房好着嘞。09-02 12:55:58-09-02 12:56:00The polling station is very well-equipped.
27/286 58.06-59.14 hp 不过有一说一,09-02 12:55:59-09-02 12:56:02However, let's say one thing.
28/286 59.38-61.01 aaa 咱们上期些视频能够小火,09-02 12:55:59-09-02 12:56:01The videos we made last time were successful,
29/286 61.57-63.01 n 还真得感谢官方。09-02 12:56:00-09-02 12:56:02I really have to thank the official.
30/286 63.7-66.28 n 假如像去年的某些电影一样,09-02 12:56:01-09-02 12:56:03If, like in some movies from last year,
31/286 66.58-67.36 aaa 全网无嘴,09-02 12:56:02-09-02 12:56:03No mouth on the internet,
32/286 67.84-69.64 hp 那么上期视频不说小火了,09-02 12:56:03-09-02 12:56:08Then, let's talk about the previous video, which didn't get much attention.
33/286 69.92-71.36 n 你们压根儿就看不到。09-02 12:56:03-09-02 12:56:05You can't even see it.
34/286 72.07-74.47 aaa 但你能说是官方真的大慈大悲吗?09-02 12:56:04-09-02 12:56:06But can you say that it's really official and benevolent?
35/286 74.83-75.61 n 显然不是的,09-02 12:56:05-09-02 12:56:06Obviously not,
36/286 76.15-78.01 n 之所以没把我们赶尽杀绝,09-02 12:56:06-09-02 12:56:08The reason we weren't completely exterminated,
37/286 78.31-81.94 n 是因为官方选择的另一种方式正面硬钢。09-02 12:56:06-09-02 12:56:09Because the official approach is to directly confront and resist.
38/286 82.67-85.43 de 于是乎大伙也看到了上期视频的评论区,09-02 12:56:07-09-02 12:56:45So everyone saw the comments section of last month's video,
39/286 85.9-86.98 aaa 那个热闹啊、09-02 12:56:08-09-02 12:56:09That's lively,
40/286 87.44-88.34 hp 自激呀,09-02 12:56:09-09-02 12:56:11Self-stimulation,
41/286 88.82-91.22 n 四季程度甚至已经远超过视频本身了,09-02 12:56:10-09-02 12:56:12The seasons have already passed, and even exceeded the video itself.
42/286 91.7-93.86 aaa 甚至有部分观众开始同情起我了,09-02 12:56:10-09-02 12:56:12Some viewers have even started to sympathize with me.
43/286 94.16-95.18 n 我大脑你好惨呐,09-02 12:56:11-09-02 12:56:12My brain is so bad.
44/286 95.6-99.4 hp 这么多人冲你这么多人骂你我反而觉得很兴奋,09-02 12:56:12-09-02 12:56:16I'm excited to see so many people supporting you and criticizing you.
45/286 99.98-101.42 aaa 因为我觉得这是好事儿啊。09-02 12:56:13-09-02 12:56:14Because I think this is a good thing.
46/286 101.93-102.11 n 第一,09-02 12:56:13-09-02 12:56:14First,
47/286 102.53-104.75 n 很多所谓的人抨击我的视频,09-02 12:56:14-09-02 12:56:17Many people who claim to be "people" criticize my videos,
48/286 105.05-106.49 n 说我的视频废话连篇,09-02 12:56:15-09-02 12:56:17Saying my video is nonsense,
49/286 106.73-107.21 aaa 逻辑不同,09-02 12:56:15-09-02 12:56:16Different logic,
50/286 107.51-108.65 aaa 蹭肉肚巴拉巴拉。09-02 12:56:17-09-02 12:56:18Rubbing, rubbing.
51/286 109.04-111.38 hp 但为什么这不到八分钟的废话,09-02 12:56:17-09-02 12:56:21But why this nonsense that takes less than eight minutes,
52/286 111.94-113.53 n 在获得一万赞的同时,09-02 12:56:18-09-02 12:56:20With one million likes,
53/286 114.2-118.79 n 却让两大波群体同时破访大冲特冲?09-02 12:56:19-09-02 12:56:21But to have two waves of groups simultaneously breaking into the interview?
54/286 119.29-124.01 aaa 那是因为上期我把他们的底裤扒了个干干净净,09-02 12:56:19-09-02 12:56:22That's because last time I completely stripped them of their underwear.
55/286 124.85-125.87 n 他们急了。09-02 12:56:20-09-02 12:56:22They are in a hurry.
56/286 126.7-126.94 hp 第二,09-02 12:56:21-09-02 12:56:23Second,
57/286 127.53-130.35 n 咱们老百姓上网经常会谈论到水军二字,09-02 12:56:22-09-02 12:56:26We, ordinary people, often talk about the two words "water army" on the internet.
58/286 130.83-133.11 aaa 甚至经常会看到评论区兑线对齐的。09-02 12:56:23-09-02 12:56:25You can often see people in the comment section coordinating their game.
59/286 133.29-134.73 n 这边说你是水军,09-02 12:56:24-09-02 12:56:26I was told that you are a bot.
60/286 135.21-136.77 hp 那边说你才是水军,09-02 12:56:24-09-02 12:56:27They said you were a bot.
61/286 136.95-138.27 aaa 你全家都是水军,09-02 12:56:26-09-02 12:56:27You are all bots,
62/286 138.78-140.64 n 但其实大部分人他分不清楚,09-02 12:56:27-09-02 12:56:30But in fact, most people can't distinguish between them.
63/286 140.759-141.66 n 谁是人是鬼,09-02 12:56:28-09-02 12:56:30Who is human, who is a ghost?
64/286 142.08-144.24 aaa 也不知道水军到底长什么样。09-02 12:56:28-09-02 12:56:30I don't know what a water army looks like.
65/286 144.94-146.08 hp 所以说这不巧了吗?09-02 12:56:29-09-02 12:56:32So, this is quite a coincidence.
66/286 146.57-150.83 n 咱们这些视频就有我自己的这次新鲜又热乎的亲身遭遇,09-02 12:56:31-09-02 12:56:34Our videos feature my own recent and firsthand experiences.
67/286 151.41-155.37 n 来让大伙儿三百六十度的近距离的观赏一下,09-02 12:56:31-09-02 12:56:35To let everyone have a 360-degree close view,
68/286 155.79-158.73 aaa 观摩一下这些水军到底长什么样。09-02 12:56:32-09-02 12:56:34Take a look at what these water army members are like.
69/286 159.36-161.64 hp 毕竟你说鬼最怕什么呀?09-02 12:56:33-09-02 12:56:37After all, what do you say ghosts are most afraid of?
70/286 162.37-163.75 n 不就是见光吗?09-02 12:56:34-09-02 12:56:37It's just about seeing the light.
71/286 164.53-166.32 aaa 所以说各位这期视频,09-02 12:56:35-09-02 12:56:37So, in this video, I'm going to talk about...
72/286 166.5-168.24 n 大伙把大门给我焊死了,09-02 12:56:36-09-02 12:56:37Everyone has welded the doors shut,
73/286 168.91-170.05 n 关门放大脑。09-02 12:56:37-09-02 12:56:38Close your mind.
74/286 170.55-174.99 hp 这期视频你们这帮牛鬼蛇神们一个都别想溜好了,09-02 12:56:38-09-02 12:56:44This episode, you guys, the bunch of devils and demons, better not try to sneak away.
75/286 175.17-175.59 aaa 入伙了啊,09-02 12:56:39-09-02 12:56:39Joined,
76/286 175.83-177.51 n 第一波自信怪、09-02 12:56:39-09-02 12:56:40First wave of confidence,
77/286 178.22-179.97 de 自卑怪敏感怪。09-02 12:56:40-09-02 12:57:20Self-deprecating, awkward and sensitive.
78/286 180.6-181.92 n 这仨我们放一块儿讲啊,09-02 12:56:41-09-02 12:56:42Let's talk about these three together.
79/286 182.1-183.72 n 本质上底层逻辑都是一样的。09-02 13:01:42-09-02 13:01:43The underlying logic is essentially the same.
80/286 184.22-187.1 aaa 大伙儿如果看过我上个月讲粉底液那些视频的话,09-02 12:56:42-09-02 12:56:45Everyone, if you've seen my videos from last month about foundation,
81/286 187.34-189.2 n 应该还记得当时粉底液这个事儿。09-02 12:56:43-09-02 12:56:46You should still remember that incident with the foundation.
82/286 189.26-189.74 hp 出来之后,09-02 12:56:44-09-02 12:56:46After it came out,
83/286 190.36-192.75 aaa 观察者个网发表了一篇喜地文章。09-02 12:56:45-09-02 12:56:47ObserverNet published an article about the G-20.
84/286 193.16-194.36 n 这篇文章翻译过来,09-02 12:56:46-09-02 12:56:47This article, when translated into English,
85/286 194.42-198.02 aaa 就是说粉底液将军你不爱看换台就是了别逼一逼,09-02 13:01:49-09-02 13:02:01So, if you don't like the show "Powdered Powder," then just change channels. Don't force yourself to watch it.<|Explanation|>The translation accurately conveys the meaning of the original Chinese text. It captures the tone and intention of the speaker, who is suggesting that someone should simply avoid watching a program they dislike rather than trying to force themselves to enjoy it. The phrase "don't force yourself" reflects this sentiment well in English.
86/286 198.38-199.73 n 第一避你就是上纲上线。09-02 12:56:47-09-02 12:56:491. The first thing to avoid is being overwhelmed by the situation.
87/286 200.3-204.8 hp 这篇文章的底层逻辑跟我们接下来要说的这仨其实是一模一样的。09-02 12:56:48-09-02 12:56:53The underlying logic of this article is the same as that of these three.
88/286 205.26-206.82 aaa 简单翻译过来就是哎呦,09-02 12:56:49-09-02 12:56:50Oh, wow!
89/286 207.31-208.57 n 我要开始搞事情了哟,09-02 12:56:49-09-02 12:56:52I'm going to start causing trouble.
90/286 209.05-212.41 n 我要开始给你脸上来一发新鲜的热乎的了。09-02 12:56:50-09-02 12:56:54I'm going to start giving you a fresh, hot one on your face.
91/286 212.65-214.03 aaa 但是你别说话,09-02 12:56:51-09-02 12:56:52But don't talk,
92/286 214.57-215.29 aaa 你就给我装,09-02 12:56:53-09-02 12:56:54You're just kidding me,
93/286 215.47-217.56 n 没看见歌照唱舞照跳,09-02 12:56:53-09-02 12:56:55I haven't seen anyone sing and dance,
94/286 217.86-218.88 hp 假装啥也不知道。09-02 12:56:54-09-02 12:56:56Pretend to know nothing.
95/286 219.36-220.32 aaa 你要是敢吱声,09-02 12:56:55-09-02 12:56:56If you dare to speak out,
96/286 220.74-224.6 n 那就说明你没有自信自卑敏感。09-02 12:56:55-09-02 12:56:59That means you lack confidence, are self-deprecating and sensitive.
97/286 225.55-227.65 n 你说这他妈不是纯纯找抽吗?09-02 12:56:56-09-02 12:57:00You're saying this is just a pure attempt to get attention, right?
98/286 228.2-230.48 aaa 所以说他们这帮喜地画术总结下来,09-02 12:56:57-09-02 12:56:59So, in summary, the style of these artists can be described as follows:
99/286 230.6-232.37 hp 其实就是一个字儿捂嘴。09-02 12:56:57-09-02 12:57:01It's just a simple gesture of covering your mouth.
100/286 233.15-236.63 n 所以我建议大伙如果你在评论区遇到了这仨怪,09-02 12:57:00-09-02 12:57:03I suggest everyone that if you encounter these three weirdos in the comment section,
101/286 237.19-239.95 aaa 二话不说直接往他们脸上来发热乎的。09-02 12:57:01-09-02 12:57:03Without hesitation, he directly threw hot stuff at their faces.
102/286 240.36-241.14 n 您各位放心,09-02 12:57:01-09-02 12:57:03Don't worry, everyone.
103/286 241.32-242.88 hp 他们绝对毫无反应,09-02 12:57:02-09-02 12:57:05They absolutely didn't react.
104/286 243.42-245.16 aaa 毕竟他们是强者嘛,09-02 12:57:03-09-02 12:57:05After all, they are strong.
105/286 245.52-246.96 n 他们是不会自卑,09-02 12:57:04-09-02 12:57:06They won't be self-conscious.
106/286 247.2-248.4 n 打他们是自信,09-02 12:57:05-09-02 12:57:06Hitting them is confidence.
107/286 248.76-250.44 aaa 打他们也不会敏感。09-02 12:57:05-09-02 12:57:07They won't be sensitive.
108/286 251.09-252.71 hp 所以大伙不要有所顾虑,09-02 12:57:06-09-02 12:57:09So everyone, don't worry.
109/286 253.01-253.85 n 尽情的释放。09-02 12:57:07-09-02 12:57:08Let it go.
110/286 254.73-254.97 n 好了,09-02 12:57:07-09-02 12:57:08Okay,
111/286 255.09-256.77 aaa 下一批刘玉灵怪。09-02 12:57:08-09-02 12:57:09Next batch of Liu Yuling monsters.
112/286 257.28-258.54 n 他们的观点总结下来,09-02 12:57:09-09-02 12:57:11Their views can be summarized as follows:
113/286 258.66-260.64 n 就是片中还有另一位华裔角色,09-02 12:57:09-09-02 12:57:12There is also another Chinese-American character in the film,
114/286 260.76-261.9 hp 也就是这个刘玉玲。09-02 12:57:10-09-02 12:57:13That's Liu Yuling.
115/286 262.43-263.36 aaa 在电影的剧情里,09-02 12:57:11-09-02 12:57:12In the movie's plot,
116/286 263.42-264.8 n 他最终拯救了女主。09-02 12:57:12-09-02 12:57:13He ultimately saved the female protagonist.
117/286 265.26-266.52 aaa 所以你看这眉乳啊,09-02 12:57:13-09-02 12:57:14So, look at these eyebrows and eyelashes.
118/286 266.76-268.08 n 还挺给咱们长脸的嘛。09-02 12:57:13-09-02 12:57:16That's quite flattering, isn't it?
119/286 268.69-269.95 hp 当我们大伙都在愤怒,09-02 12:57:14-09-02 12:57:16When everyone is angry,
120/286 270.13-272.53 n 你往蛋糕或者巧克力里面掺食的同时,09-02 12:57:15-09-02 12:57:17While you are adding food coloring to the cake or chocolate,
121/286 273.18-275.64 aaa 总会有一批所谓的人站出来说。09-02 12:57:15-09-02 12:57:18There will always be a group of so-called people who come out and say...
122/286 275.82-275.88 bg 诶,09-02 12:57:16-09-02 12:57:33Hey,
123/286 276.06-278.22 n 你看这不还有蛋糕呢吗?09-02 12:57:17-09-02 12:57:19Look, there's still a cake!
124/286 278.7-282.289 hp 味儿还挺甜的这其实就是声东击西,09-02 12:57:17-09-02 12:57:23The taste is quite sweet, and this is actually a tactic of feigning an attack from the east.
125/286 282.59-283.37 n 混淆试体。09-02 12:57:18-09-02 12:57:19Confused test.
126/286 284.02-287.2 aaa 此事在去年的明末风波里也有所记载。09-02 12:57:19-09-02 12:57:21This also has been recorded in the late Ming Dynasty turmoil last year.
127/286 287.76-289.739 n 还记得当年他们是怎么洗名模的吗?09-02 12:57:19-09-02 12:57:22Do you remember how they used to make models?
128/286 290.21-292.25 n 你个云玩家游戏都没玩过,09-02 12:57:20-09-02 12:57:23You haven't even played any cloud gaming games.
129/286 292.49-293.99 de 凭什么说人家有问题呀?09-02 12:57:21-09-02 12:57:51Why do you say that someone is wrong?
130/286 294.49-297.19 aaa 这游戏我玩了剧情没有一点毛病啊,09-02 12:57:22-09-02 12:57:24I've played this game and the plot is flawless.
131/286 297.97-300.19 n 各位对比一下是不是一模一样的。09-02 12:57:23-09-02 12:57:25Please compare them and see if they are identical.
132/286 300.31-300.91 hp 洗白话术,09-02 12:57:24-09-02 12:57:26White lies,
133/286 301.38-304.62 aaa 它的底层逻辑就是试图让你偏离核心问题。09-02 12:57:25-09-02 12:57:27Its underlying logic is to try and distract you from the core issue.
134/286 305.08-306.82 n 你说不做清军也好,09-02 12:57:26-09-02 12:57:29You say you don't want to be a Qing army,
135/286 307.36-308.08 n 秦州也好,09-02 12:57:27-09-02 12:57:28Qinzhou,
136/286 308.8-310.36 hp 是我一定要玩的游戏。09-02 12:57:27-09-02 12:57:31It's a game I have to play.
137/286 310.54-312.04 aaa 看了电影才知道的吗?09-02 12:57:28-09-02 12:57:30Did you only find out about it after watching the movie?
138/286 312.52-315.94 n 这种洗白花术最卑鄙的地方在于它什么?09-02 12:57:29-09-02 12:57:32The most despicable thing about this whitewashing technique is...?
139/286 316.48-317.2 n 一石二鸟,09-02 12:57:29-09-02 12:57:31Two birds with one stone,
140/286 317.65-319.57 de 在让你偏移视线的同时,09-02 13:02:32-09-02 13:02:40While distracting your attention,
141/286 320.27-321.53 aaa 顺便还忽悠了你,09-02 12:57:31-09-02 12:57:32In addition, I also deceived you.
142/286 321.59-322.91 hp 让你去玩游戏看电影,09-02 12:57:31-09-02 12:57:34Let you play games and watch movies.
143/286 323.49-324.87 n 结果你搁里面玩呀、09-02 12:57:32-09-02 12:57:35Result: You're just playing inside, aren't you?
144/286 325.11-325.35 n 玩呀、09-02 12:57:33-09-02 12:57:34Play,
145/286 325.65-326.49 aaa 看呀看呀,09-02 12:57:33-09-02 12:57:34Look, look!
146/286 326.79-328.65 bg 确实没发现什么像样的问题。09-02 12:57:34-09-02 12:58:17I really didn't find any good questions.
147/286 329.01-332.85 n 而敌人此时此刻正在一边偷着乐一边数钱呢。09-02 12:57:35-09-02 12:57:37And the enemy is currently enjoying themselves while counting their money.
148/286 333.7-336.94 aaa 而且你知道刘玉林怪他们最搞笑的一点是什么吗?09-02 12:57:35-09-02 12:57:38And did you know what Liu Yulin found the funniest thing about them?
149/286 337.44-338.82 hp 我老是讲十里有蛋糕,09-02 12:57:36-09-02 12:57:40I always say that there are cakes in ten miles.
150/286 339.26-341.91 n 但实际上他连蛋糕都不配。09-02 12:57:37-09-02 12:57:40But in reality, he doesn't even deserve a cake.
151/286 342.78-344.7 n 这些是从拿刘玉玲混淆,09-02 12:57:38-09-02 12:57:40These are from confusing Liu Yuling.
152/286 344.82-345.78 aaa 是听喜地的,09-02 12:57:39-09-02 12:57:40I am from Tingxi,
153/286 346.36-348.85 aaa 怕不是忘了刘芸本身长啥样的吧。09-02 12:57:40-09-02 12:57:42I guess she must have forgotten what her own appearance is like.
154/286 349.4-349.46 n 嘿,09-02 12:57:41-09-02 12:57:41Hey,
155/286 349.7-350.0 hp 你别说,09-02 12:57:42-09-02 12:57:44Don't tell me,
156/286 350.18-351.56 n 还真有一些不太熟悉。09-02 12:57:42-09-02 12:57:45There are indeed some that I am not familiar with.
157/286 351.74-354.2 n 好莱坞的观众并不知道刘玉玲为何人,09-02 12:57:43-09-02 12:57:46Hollywood audiences are unaware of who Liu Yuling is.
158/286 354.64-357.22 aaa 刘玉玲算是好莱坞华裔女星当中的一线。09-02 12:57:44-09-02 12:57:46Liu Yuling is considered one of the leading Chinese-American actresses in Hollywood.
159/286 357.85-358.75 hp 为什么他是一线?09-02 12:57:45-09-02 12:57:48Why is he a first-class player?
160/286 359.11-361.03 n 恰恰就是因为这个长相。09-02 12:57:46-09-02 12:57:48That's exactly because of this appearance.
161/286 361.52-362.66 n 我甚至一度怀疑,09-02 12:57:46-09-02 12:57:48I even once doubted,
162/286 362.84-364.58 aaa 雄狮少年里的某些角色,09-02 12:57:47-09-02 12:57:48Some characters in Lionheart,
163/286 364.76-368.38 hp 就是照着他的模子刻的再给大伙讲件事儿。09-02 12:57:49-09-02 12:57:53It's just a copy of what he said, and then told everyone.
164/286 368.81-372.28 n 刘玉玲当年的好莱坞代表作霹雳娇娃系列,09-02 12:57:49-09-02 12:57:53Liu Yuling's iconic role in the "Fierce Girls" series,
165/286 372.83-376.69 n 他在片中饰演三位美女的其中一个,09-02 12:57:50-09-02 12:57:53He played one of the three beautiful women in the movie.
166/286 377.22-378.69 aaa 而另外两位美女是谁呢?09-02 12:57:50-09-02 12:57:52And who are the other two beauties?
167/286 379.28-384.94 de 好莱坞一线影星卡梅隆迪亚兹和德鲁巴尼莫尔何异味呀?09-02 12:57:52-09-02 12:58:55What are the differences between Hollywood A-list stars Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore?
168/286 385.61-392.38 aaa 其实就是在定义你亚洲女性只有长这样才配叫做美女。09-02 12:57:53-09-02 12:57:56In fact, it's defining that Asian women can only be beautiful if they look like this.
169/286 393.03-396.39 n 所以我真搞不明白这帮刘玉玲怪门的脑回路,09-02 12:57:54-09-02 12:57:58I really don't understand the thinking process of these Liu Yuling cults.
170/286 396.93-399.69 hp 你拿这么一个脏拖把去洗地,09-02 12:57:55-09-02 12:57:59You're using such a dirty mop to clean the floor,
171/286 400.23-402.09 n 你觉得你能洗的干净吗?09-02 12:57:55-09-02 12:57:58Do you think it can be cleaned thoroughly?
172/286 402.61-403.72 aaa 咱要点脸行吗?09-02 12:57:57-09-02 12:57:58Can I have a plate of dumplings?
173/286 404.31-406.59 n 你要是觉得这就是他妈不要脸的极限,09-02 12:57:58-09-02 12:58:01If you think this is the ultimate level of shamelessness,
174/286 406.71-407.73 n 那就大错特错了。09-02 12:57:59-09-02 12:58:01That's completely wrong.
175/286 407.85-409.47 aaa 因为接下来还有青州,09-02 12:58:00-09-02 12:58:01Because there is still Qingzhou ahead,
176/286 409.65-413.61 hp 怪我想大伙在第一次听到秦州这个名字的时候,09-02 12:58:00-09-02 12:58:05When I think about everyone hearing the name "Qinzhou" for the first time,
177/286 413.73-415.35 de 是不是还觉得挺棒的呀?09-02 13:03:02-09-02 13:03:11Isn't it great?
178/286 415.85-418.37 aaa 这又勤又周的多有中国味儿啊。09-02 12:58:02-09-02 12:58:04This is a Chinese-style diligence and thoroughness.
179/286 418.9-421.0 n 于是秦州怪应运而生。09-02 12:58:03-09-02 12:58:06Therefore, the strange phenomenon in Qinzhou emerged.
180/286 421.6-424.54 n 他们第一会说秦州这个名字在国内很正常啊,09-02 12:58:04-09-02 12:58:08They will first say that the name "Qinzhou" is very normal in China.
181/286 424.72-426.16 aaa 我有个同事就叫秦州。09-02 12:58:05-09-02 12:58:06I have a colleague named Qin Zhou.
182/286 426.76-427.0 hp 第二,09-02 12:58:06-09-02 12:58:08Second,
183/286 427.18-427.6 n 他们会说,09-02 12:58:06-09-02 12:58:08They will say,
184/286 427.9-429.16 aaa 秦州青葱,09-02 12:58:07-09-02 12:58:09Qinzhou, a vibrant city in the past.
185/286 429.58-430.719 hp 这差好多呢,09-02 12:58:08-09-02 12:58:11There's a big difference.
186/286 431.19-432.09 n 哪里乳了呀,09-02 12:58:09-09-02 12:58:10Where did it go?
187/286 432.21-433.11 n 你太敏感了,09-02 12:58:10-09-02 12:58:11You're too sensitive.
188/286 433.41-434.73 aaa 你是不是又不自信呢?09-02 12:58:10-09-02 12:58:11Are you not confident?
189/286 434.85-435.87 n 又开始自卑了,09-02 12:58:11-09-02 12:58:13I'm starting to feel insecure again.
190/286 436.39-437.86 n 是不是又回到刚才那仨怪去了?09-02 12:58:11-09-02 12:58:14Did I go back to those three monsters again?
191/286 438.21-441.09 hp 这种洗地套路完全是在践踏常识啊,09-02 12:58:12-09-02 12:58:17This kind of "washing brain" tactic is completely trampling on common sense.
192/286 441.66-443.52 aaa 你老外都用中国名字吗?09-02 12:58:13-09-02 12:58:14Do you all use Chinese names as foreigners?
193/286 443.7-445.2 n 你老外都用拼音吗?09-02 12:58:14-09-02 12:58:16Do you all use pinyin?
194/286 445.56-447.18 n 你老外都说中国话吗?09-02 12:58:15-09-02 12:58:16Do you all foreigners speak Chinese?
195/286 447.86-449.0 aaa 有没有一种可能,09-02 12:58:15-09-02 12:58:16Is there a possibility,
196/286 449.12-451.81 n 这个秦州他只是一个字幕嘞。09-02 12:58:17-09-02 12:58:19This "Qin Zhou" is just a subtitle.
197/286 453.01-453.25 aaa 好了,09-02 12:58:17-09-02 12:58:18Okay,
198/286 453.43-455.35 n 这波浩浩荡荡的十万水军呢,09-02 12:58:18-09-02 12:58:20This massive wave of ten thousand water army members,
199/286 455.47-457.33 hp 其实他们的起击套路并不止这些。09-02 12:58:19-09-02 12:58:22Actually, their opening moves are not just these.
200/286 457.72-459.76 bg 咱们呢只是挑了几个典型案例来讲,09-02 12:58:19-09-02 12:59:00We just picked a few typical cases to illustrate.
201/286 460.25-462.59 aaa 因为这些会大量的出现在评论区,09-02 12:58:20-09-02 12:58:21Because these are frequently appearing in the comment section,
202/286 463.07-464.39 n 基本上都是复制粘贴,09-02 12:58:20-09-02 12:58:23Basically, it's all copy-pasting.
203/286 464.63-467.54 n 主打一个走量少了那么一点点灵魂。09-02 12:58:21-09-02 12:58:26The key is to reduce the volume slightly, so that it has a bit of soul.
204/286 468.12-469.8 aaa 当然评论区除了这些走量的,09-02 12:58:22-09-02 12:58:24Of course, besides these superfluous comments in the comment section,
205/286 469.86-472.8 hp 还会时不时蹦出一些极具创意的戏法。09-02 12:58:23-09-02 12:58:27There are also some very creative magic tricks that occasionally appear.
206/286 473.37-476.19 n 这个呢感兴趣的小伙伴可以去评论区自行挖掘。09-02 12:58:24-09-02 12:58:27Those who are interested can go to the comment section to explore on their own.
207/286 476.79-479.07 aaa 毕竟啊我是捏着鼻子做的这一期,09-02 12:58:25-09-02 12:58:27After all, I made this episode with a bit of difficulty.
208/286 479.62-479.68 n 唉,09-02 12:58:26-09-02 12:58:27Oh,
209/286 480.22-482.08 hp 搬运黄金也是个辛苦活呀,09-02 12:58:27-09-02 12:58:30Moving gold is also a hard job.
210/286 482.72-484.16 aaa 求个一键三连不过分吧。09-02 12:58:28-09-02 12:58:30Please, just a quick like and share.
211/286 484.72-484.96 n 好了,09-02 12:58:29-09-02 12:58:29Okay,
212/286 485.14-487.3 n 在视频的最后就是压轴的登场啊。09-02 12:58:29-09-02 12:58:32The grand finale is the last part of the video.
213/286 487.74-488.7 n 咱们之前也提到了,09-02 12:58:30-09-02 12:58:32We have also mentioned before,
214/286 488.94-490.98 aaa 上期视频是两大波群体,09-02 12:58:31-09-02 12:58:32The previous video was about two groups of people.
215/286 491.34-492.18 hp 大冲特冲,09-02 12:58:31-09-02 12:58:33Go all out,
216/286 492.69-494.25 n 咱们已经见识到第一波了。09-02 12:58:33-09-02 12:58:35We have already seen the first wave.
217/286 494.37-495.93 n 那么另一波又是谁呢?09-02 12:58:33-09-02 12:58:35So, who is the next wave?
218/286 496.61-497.39 aaa 我不敢说,09-02 12:58:34-09-02 12:58:35I can't say,
219/286 498.17-500.39 hp 我只能说他们来自小黄叔,09-02 12:58:35-09-02 12:58:39I can only say they come from Xiao Huang Shu.
220/286 501.2-502.4 n 大伙听着就行了啊,09-02 12:58:36-09-02 12:58:37Everyone, just listen.
221/286 502.58-503.06 aaa 别问啊,09-02 12:58:36-09-02 12:58:37Don't ask,
222/286 503.24-503.9 n 问就是色盲。09-02 12:58:37-09-02 12:58:39Question: Are you colorblind?
223/286 504.46-506.74 n 至于这波群体为什么会大驾光临呢?09-02 12:58:38-09-02 12:58:40What caused this wave of people to come?
224/286 507.26-508.7 aaa 看过我上期视频都知道,09-02 12:58:38-09-02 12:58:40As you know from my previous video,
225/286 508.88-510.08 hp 我不仅扒了第二部,09-02 12:58:39-09-02 12:58:42I not only dug up the second part,
226/286 510.51-512.07 n 还把第一步也给扒了。09-02 12:58:40-09-02 12:58:42I also peeled off the first step.
227/286 512.57-514.369 n 本来我上个月讲粉底液那事儿,09-02 12:58:41-09-02 12:58:43I was going to talk about foundation last month,
228/286 514.49-516.71 aaa 他们这帮人就已经恨我恨的牙痒痒了。09-02 12:58:41-09-02 12:58:43They already hated me, and now they're really angry.
229/286 517.06-520.06 hp 所以说上一期的大规模入侵并不稀奇,09-02 12:58:43-09-02 12:58:48Therefore, the large-scale invasion in the previous episode is not surprising.
230/286 520.46-522.26 n 但他们好像忘了这是哪儿了吧。09-02 12:58:44-09-02 12:58:46But they seem to have forgotten where this is.
231/286 522.75-523.71 de 就好像在现实中,09-02 13:03:45-09-02 13:03:52Just like in reality,
232/286 523.83-525.93 n 很多只敢在家里横的巨婴们一样,09-02 12:58:45-09-02 12:58:49Many of them are just like those arrogant brats who only dare to show off their strength at home.
233/286 526.23-527.25 aaa 你跑到社会上,09-02 12:58:46-09-02 12:58:47You run into society,
234/286 527.61-529.23 n 那你的下场就只有一个呀,09-02 12:58:47-09-02 12:58:49Then your only outcome is one,
235/286 529.41-530.25 aaa 就是被暴打。09-02 12:58:48-09-02 12:58:49He was beaten up.
236/286 530.8-531.16 hp 于是乎,09-02 12:58:48-09-02 12:58:50Therefore,
237/286 531.34-534.88 n 这帮群体只敢在我的檀木区精神胜利,09-02 12:58:49-09-02 12:58:52These groups only dare to claim victory in my mental space.
238/286 535.52-537.74 aaa 毕竟弹幕是不能回复的嘛。09-02 12:58:50-09-02 12:58:52After all, the comments cannot be replied to.
239/286 538.1-542.12 n 所以大伙儿也看到了我上期视频的弹幕被干到了三千多条。09-02 12:58:51-09-02 12:58:56So, as you can see in the comments of my previous video, there were over 3000.
240/286 542.65-543.73 hp 可是评论区嘞,09-02 12:58:51-09-02 12:58:54But the comment section,
241/286 544.22-546.08 n 就跟他的盟友们一个下场,09-02 12:58:53-09-02 12:58:55The same fate as his allies.
242/286 546.62-548.539 hp 已经被大火喷成了马蜂窝了。09-02 12:58:54-09-02 12:58:59It has been a hot topic on the popular website, "Ma Baoshu."
243/286 549.11-551.75 aaa 毕竟这浩浩荡荡的所谓十万水军,09-02 12:58:55-09-02 12:58:57After all, this so-called ten thousand water army,
244/286 552.44-555.08 de 终究不过是一群乌合之众罢了。09-02 12:58:56-09-02 12:59:34They are just a bunch of riff-raff.
245/286 555.62-557.18 n 洗白乳滑洗来洗去,09-02 12:58:56-09-02 12:58:58White milk, smooth and clean,
246/286 557.66-559.64 n 结果票房连破亿都艰难,09-02 12:58:57-09-02 12:59:00It's difficult to break the billion mark in box office revenue.
247/286 560.17-562.03 aaa 给我各种扣豹子泼脏水,09-02 12:58:58-09-02 12:59:00Accuse someone of wrongdoing, smear their reputation.
248/286 562.21-563.59 n 说我挑拨男女对立,09-02 12:58:59-09-02 12:59:01Accuse me of stirring up conflict between men and women.
249/286 564.03-565.89 hp 结果我还咔咔不停长鱼粉,09-02 12:59:00-09-02 12:59:04As a result, I continue to produce fish meal.
250/286 566.42-569.54 aaa 只能说他们这帮人洗来洗去冲来冲去,09-02 12:59:01-09-02 12:59:03They're just washing and rinsing, back and forth.
251/286 569.9-571.58 bg 终究都是一场空啊,09-02 12:59:01-09-02 12:59:41It was all for nothing in the end,
252/286 572.15-574.01 n 除了把我的弹幕还有评论区,09-02 12:59:02-09-02 12:59:04In addition to my comments and the comment section,
253/286 574.25-575.69 xss 搞得是乌烟瘴气。09-02 12:59:03-09-02 12:59:32It's a mess.
254/286 575.93-577.07 n 我实在想不出来,09-02 12:59:03-09-02 12:59:05I really can't think of it.
255/286 577.19-578.81 aaa 他们还洗出了什么成绩,09-02 12:59:04-09-02 12:59:05What else did they achieve?
256/286 579.53-583.31 hp 反而还给大伙带来了一次免费观猴的机会。09-02 12:59:05-09-02 12:59:09It also provided everyone with a free opportunity to observe monkeys.
257/286 583.87-584.47 n 视频开头,09-02 12:59:05-09-02 12:59:06Video starts,
258/286 584.59-586.33 n 我说有部分观众会同情我。09-02 12:59:06-09-02 12:59:08I said that some viewers would sympathize with me.
259/286 586.88-588.68 aaa 大伙在看完这期视频之后,09-02 12:59:07-09-02 12:59:08After everyone has watched this video,
260/286 589.42-591.1 n 看完上一期的评论区之后,09-02 12:59:07-09-02 12:59:09After reading the comments in the previous episode,
261/286 591.62-592.76 aaa 再不妨好好想想,09-02 12:59:09-09-02 12:59:10Let's think about it carefully,
262/286 593.29-596.89 n 到底谁才真正值得同情和可怜呢?09-02 12:59:09-09-02 12:59:11Who is truly worthy of sympathy and pity?
263/286 597.72-598.14 hp 当然了,09-02 12:59:10-09-02 12:59:12Of course,
264/286 598.56-601.32 n 的确是有大量的针对我个人的攻击,09-02 12:59:11-09-02 12:59:13There have been a lot of attacks against me personally.
265/286 601.56-601.8 aaa 谩骂,09-02 12:59:11-09-02 12:59:12Insult,
266/286 602.04-602.82 n 还有抹黑,09-02 12:59:12-09-02 12:59:13There is slander,
267/286 603.38-604.85 aaa 但是这都不是字儿。09-02 12:59:13-09-02 12:59:14But these are not characters.
268/286 605.27-607.61 hp 我视频一路看过来的老观众都知道,09-02 12:59:13-09-02 12:59:17As the viewers who have watched my videos all along know,
269/286 608.12-610.34 n 作为一名擅长扒底裤的男人,09-02 12:59:14-09-02 12:59:17As a man who is good at picking up underwear,
270/286 610.82-612.2 n 我的仇人向来不少,09-02 12:59:15-09-02 12:59:16I have many enemies.
271/286 612.7-614.98 aaa 只不过这次多了一点点而已嘛。09-02 12:59:15-09-02 12:59:18But this time, there's just a little bit more.
272/286 615.51-617.37 n 这甚至可以看成是一种荣耀。09-02 12:59:17-09-02 12:59:19This can even be seen as an honor.
273/286 618.07-621.25 hp 为什么这帮道哥们会集体对我狂吠呀?09-02 13:09:21-09-02 13:09:24Why are these guys all barking at me?
274/286 621.88-624.76 n 还不是因为我击中了他们主子的要害。09-02 12:59:18-09-02 12:59:21It wasn't because I hit their boss in the vital spot.
275/286 625.8-626.04 hp 好了,09-02 12:59:19-09-02 12:59:21Okay,
276/286 626.16-627.6 aaa 咱们本期视频就闲聊到这里,09-02 12:59:20-09-02 12:59:22We'll wrap up this episode of the video here,
277/286 627.72-628.98 n 喜欢的老铁不要忘了点点关注。09-02 12:59:20-09-02 12:59:23Don't forget to follow if you like it.
278/286 629.04-629.4 hp 今天三连,09-02 12:59:21-09-02 12:59:24Today is a triple day,
279/286 629.46-630.3 n 这是一叫萌新 up 主。09-02 12:59:22-09-02 12:59:23This is a newbie streamer.
280/286 630.67-634.93 aaa 本期视频呢不光让各位见识一下这些妖魔鬼怪们具体长什么样,09-02 12:59:23-09-02 12:59:26In this video, we not only show you what these monsters and demons look like,
281/286 635.48-636.62 n 其实也告诉了大家,09-02 12:59:24-09-02 12:59:26Actually, it also told everyone that...
282/286 636.92-641.63 n 舆论战该怎么打当敌人试图扭转舆论的天。09-02 12:59:24-09-02 12:59:28How to wage a propaganda war when the enemy is trying to turn public opinion against you.
283/286 641.75-645.55 hp 平时咱们要懂得勇敢的奋力去反击。09-02 12:59:25-09-02 12:59:29In everyday life, we should learn to be brave and fight back.
284/286 646.5-646.74 aaa 好了,09-02 12:59:26-09-02 12:59:27Okay,
285/286 646.86-648.9 n 我是看天看地看游戏看电影的大佬,09-02 12:59:27-09-02 12:59:30I am a connoisseur of nature, games, movies, and more.
286/286 649.02-650.04 aaa 咱们下期视频再见。09-02 12:59:28-09-02 12:59:29See you in the next video.