1/104 0.21-2.31 <font color=red>hp</font> 先说个可能颠覆您印象的事儿，09-05 16:11:59-09-05 16:12:02<font color=blue>Let me start with something that might surprise you,</font><br>2/104 2.67-3.93 <font color=red>de</font> 就是范进做，09-05 16:11:59-09-05 16:12:20<font color=blue>This is what Fan Jin did.</font><br>3/104 4.23-5.19 <font color=red>xss</font> 后来当了官官，09-05 16:12:00-09-05 16:12:23<font color=blue>Later, I became an official.</font><br>4/104 5.31-5.61 <font color=red>n</font> 还不小。09-05 16:12:01-09-05 16:12:02<font color=blue>Not yet big.</font><br>5/104 6.51-7.35 <font color=red>n</font> 中学课本里，09-05 16:12:01-09-05 16:12:03<font color=blue>In the textbook for middle school,</font><br>6/104 7.59-8.49 <font color=red>de</font> 范进的故事结束，09-05 16:12:02-09-05 16:12:20<font color=blue>The story of Fan Jin ends.</font><br>7/104 8.67-9.51 <font color=red>n</font> 在他发疯，09-05 16:12:03-09-05 16:12:03<font color=blue>He was crazy,</font><br>8/104 9.69-11.07 <font color=red>hp</font> 被胡屠福打醒的那一刻。09-05 16:12:03-09-05 16:12:07<font color=blue>The moment he was awakened by Hu Tuofu.</font><br>9/104 11.85-13.71 <font color=red>bg</font> 可吴京子的原著是这么写的，09-05 16:12:04-09-05 16:12:46<font color=blue>The original text written by Wu Jingzi is as follows:</font><br>10/104 14.49-16.05 <font color=red>n</font> 说范进重举之后，09-05 16:12:05-09-05 16:12:06<font color=blue>After Van Jin recovered,</font><br>11/104 16.29-20.07 <font color=red>n</font> 给母亲守孝三年进京会士中了进士。09-05 16:12:05-09-05 16:12:10<font color=blue>He was a scholar who passed the imperial examination and then went to Beijing to serve his mother for three years.</font><br>12/104 20.79-21.27 <font color=red>de</font> 几年之后，09-05 16:17:08-09-05 16:17:13<font color=blue>Years later,</font><br>13/104 21.57-22.65 <font color=red>n</font> 清点山东学道，09-05 16:12:07-09-05 16:12:09<font color=blue>Count the Shandong schools,</font><br>14/104 23.01-24.51 <font color=red>hp</font> 再往后官至正统史，09-05 16:12:08-09-05 16:12:12<font color=blue>Further up the ranks, he became a historian of official history.</font><br>15/104 25.41-27.15 <font color=red>aaa</font> 这一段课本一个字都没写。09-05 16:12:09-09-05 16:12:10<font color=blue>This section of the textbook is completely blank.</font><br>16/104 27.93-29.01 <font color=red>n</font> 我今年准大一，09-05 16:12:09-09-05 16:12:11<font color=blue>I will be a freshman this year.</font><br>17/104 29.49-31.42 <font color=red>n</font> 前几一天刷到唐尚军，09-05 16:12:11-09-05 16:12:13<font color=blue>I saw Tang Shangjun a few days ago,</font><br>18/104 31.6-34.3 <font color=red>aaa</font> 就是那个考了十六次高考的广西人，09-05 16:12:11-09-05 16:12:14<font color=blue>That's the guy from Guangxi who took the Gaokao sixteen times.</font><br>19/104 34.96-36.1 <font color=red>n</font> 现在三十七岁，09-05 16:12:12-09-05 16:12:14<font color=blue>Now 37 years old,</font><br>20/104 36.34-38.2 <font color=red>hp</font> 在华南师大读大二。09-05 16:12:13-09-05 16:12:17<font color=blue>I am a sophomore at South China Normal University.</font><br>21/104 38.56-44.32 <font color=red>n</font> 评论区最高赞的一是这句说以前我觉得他读书读傻了，09-05 16:12:13-09-05 16:12:20<font color=blue>The comment with the most likes is: "I used to think he was reading and getting dumber."</font><br>22/104 44.5-45.94 <font color=red>n</font> 现在才发现傻是我自己。09-05 16:12:15-09-05 16:12:20<font color=blue>I only realized now that I was the fool.</font><br>23/104 46.84-48.64 <font color=red>aaa</font> 我突然就把这两个人想到一块儿了，09-05 16:12:15-09-05 16:12:17<font color=blue>I suddenly thought of these two people as being similar.</font><br>24/104 48.94-50.5 <font color=red>hp</font> 搁着快五百年，09-05 16:12:18-09-05 16:12:21<font color=blue>Been lying around for almost five hundred years.</font><br>25/104 50.74-51.88 <font color=red>aaa</font> 一个考了二十多次，09-05 16:12:18-09-05 16:12:20<font color=blue>I've taken it twenty times,</font><br>26/104 52.24-53.56 <font color=red>n</font> 一个考了十六次。09-05 16:12:21-09-05 16:12:22<font color=blue>It has been tested sixteen times.</font><br>27/104 54.76-55.06 <font color=red>de</font> 为什么？09-05 16:12:21-09-05 16:12:35<font color=blue>Why?</font><br>28/104 55.24-56.86 <font color=red>n</font> 唐尚君一直考呃，09-05 16:12:22-09-05 16:12:23<font color=blue>Tang Shangjun was always being tricked.</font><br>29/104 57.58-58.9 <font color=red>aaa</font> 网上说他什么的都有，09-05 16:12:23-09-05 16:12:24<font color=blue>The internet says all sorts of things about him.</font><br>30/104 59.14-60.23 <font color=red>de</font> 他自己回应中过，09-05 16:12:23-09-05 16:12:48<font color=blue>He has responded to it himself.</font><br>31/104 60.95-62.809 <font color=red>hp</font> 也写过篇作文题目，09-05 16:12:24-09-05 16:12:27<font color=blue>I also wrote an essay with a title.</font><br>32/104 62.93-64.79 <font color=red>n</font> 叫做选择与放下。09-05 16:12:25-09-05 16:12:26<font color=blue>Called choosing and letting go.</font><br>33/104 65.65-66.97 <font color=red>xss</font> 我今天想说另一件事儿，09-05 16:12:25-09-05 16:12:57<font color=blue>I want to talk about another thing today,</font><br>34/104 67.69-70.06 <font color=red>n</font> 我们到第在笑范，09-05 16:12:26-09-05 16:12:27<font color=blue>We are at the laugh,</font><br>35/104 70.24-71.74 <font color=red>aaa</font> 你什么不是笑，09-05 16:12:27-09-05 16:12:28<font color=blue>You are not funny.</font><br>36/104 71.92-73.38 <font color=red>n</font> 他考的久是笑，09-05 16:12:27-09-05 16:12:32<font color=blue>He studied for a long time, but he didn't pass the exam.</font><br>37/104 73.62-75.84 <font color=red>hp</font> 他把三十四年只压在了一张榜上。09-05 16:12:28-09-05 16:12:32<font color=blue>He only listed his thirty-four years on one list.</font><br>38/104 77.05-80.09 <font color=red>n</font> 范静从二十岁开始应考考到五十四岁。09-05 16:12:29-09-05 16:12:33<font color=blue>Van Jing started taking exams from the age of 20 and continued until she was 54.</font><br>39/104 80.81-81.77 <font color=red>bg</font> 这三十四年里，09-05 16:17:30-09-05 16:17:52<font color=blue>In these thirty years,</font><br>40/104 81.89-82.61 <font color=red>aaa</font> 他只有一个身份，09-05 16:12:30-09-05 16:12:32<font color=blue>He has only one identity.</font><br>41/104 83.37-86.1 <font color=red>aaa</font> 考生没有正常营伸，09-05 16:12:33-09-05 16:12:34<font color=blue>The examinee did not extend their arms normally.</font><br>42/104 86.28-86.82 <font color=red>n</font> 没有退路，09-05 16:12:34-09-05 16:12:34<font color=blue>No way out,</font><br>43/104 87.3-87.93 <font color=red>hp</font> 连老丈人、09-05 16:12:34-09-05 16:12:37<font color=blue>My old father-in-law,</font><br>44/104 88.23-89.67 <font color=red>n</font> 胡屠妇都敢当面催他。09-05 16:12:35-09-05 16:12:38<font color=blue>The butcher's wife dared to confront him in person.</font><br>45/104 90.42-92.46 <font color=red>n</font> 所以中了这两个字砸下来的时候，09-05 16:12:35-09-05 16:12:38<font color=blue>So when these two words came crashing down,</font><br>46/104 92.58-93.72 <font color=red>aaa</font> 他整个人直接疯了。09-05 16:12:36-09-05 16:12:37<font color=blue>He went completely insane.</font><br>47/104 95.08-96.64 <font color=red>de</font> 范进真正可怕的地方，09-05 16:12:37-09-05 16:12:55<font color=blue>The truly terrifying thing about Fan Jin,</font><br>48/104 96.759-98.14 <font color=red>aaa</font> 从来都不是考了多少次，09-05 16:12:38-09-05 16:12:40<font color=blue>It's never been about how many times you take the test,</font><br>49/104 98.66-100.46 <font color=red>hp</font> 而是他除了考之外，09-05 16:12:38-09-05 16:12:44<font color=blue>Besides, he is not only focused on studying but also on other things.</font><br>50/104 100.7-101.3 <font color=red>n</font> 什么都不是。09-05 16:12:39-09-05 16:12:40<font color=blue>Nothing.</font><br>51/104 102.27-106.08 <font color=red>n</font> 在儒林外史第七回的有一个细节，09-05 16:12:40-09-05 16:12:44<font color=blue>In the seventh chapter of "The Scholars," there is a detail,</font><br>52/104 106.75-109.51 <font color=red>n</font> 说范进做了山东学道之后，09-05 16:12:41-09-05 16:12:44<font color=blue>After saying that Fan Jin had studied in Shandong,</font><br>53/104 109.95-110.67 <font color=red>aaa</font> 他老是周进，09-05 16:12:41-09-05 16:12:44<font color=blue>He always comes late.</font><br>54/104 110.91-111.929 <font color=red>aaa</font> 随口托他关照，09-05 16:12:44-09-05 16:12:46<font color=blue>Mentioned to him that he should take care of it.</font><br>55/104 112.05-115.23 <font color=red>hp</font> 一个乡下孩子叫寻美。09-05 16:12:45-09-05 16:12:48<font color=blue>A country boy named Xume.</font><br>56/104 116.89-119.96 <font color=red>n</font> 考到山东考务忙了大半年，09-05 16:12:46-09-05 16:12:49<font color=blue>I've been busy with the Shandong exam affairs for half a year.</font><br>57/104 120.43-121.39 <font color=red>n</font> 然后把这事儿给忘了。09-05 16:12:46-09-05 16:12:48<font color=blue>Then forget about it.</font><br>58/104 122.0-123.86 <font color=red>bg</font> 发榜前一晚突然想起来了，09-05 16:12:47-09-05 16:13:29<font color=blue>I suddenly remembered the night before I was ranked,</font><br>59/104 124.04-125.48 <font color=red>aaa</font> 连夜翻落榜的卷子，09-05 16:12:48-09-05 16:12:49<font color=blue>The exam paper fell to the floor overnight,</font><br>60/104 126.02-127.76 <font color=red>de</font> 六百多份一份一份对名字，09-05 16:12:48-09-05 16:13:13<font color=blue>Hundreds of names, one by one.</font><br>61/104 127.88-128.36 <font color=red>hp</font> 一个一个查，09-05 16:12:49-09-05 16:12:51<font color=blue>One by one,</font><br>62/104 128.84-129.86 <font color=red>n</font> 就怕漏了这个孩子。09-05 16:12:50-09-05 16:12:52<font color=blue>I'm just afraid of missing this child.</font><br>63/104 130.71-132.99 <font color=red>n</font> 一个被榜单折磨了半辈子的人等，09-05 16:12:50-09-05 16:12:54<font color=blue>A person who has been tormented by rankings for half a lifetime,</font><br>64/104 133.17-134.73 <font color=red>aaa</font> 他终于坐到主考官的位置上。09-05 16:12:51-09-05 16:12:54<font color=blue>He finally sat in the position of examiner.</font><br>65/104 134.97-135.75 <font color=red>hp</font> 第一反应是，09-05 16:12:52-09-05 16:12:54<font color=blue>The first reaction was,</font><br>66/104 136.05-136.95 <font color=red>n</font> 别再漏掉一个。09-05 16:12:54-09-05 16:12:56<font color=blue>Don't miss out on one.</font><br>67/104 137.84-139.76 <font color=red>aaa</font> 我觉得吴尽子在写这一段的时候，09-05 16:12:55-09-05 16:12:57<font color=blue>I think when Wu Jinzi wrote this passage,</font><br>68/104 139.82-141.2 <font color=red>n</font> 是在替范进平反。09-05 16:12:56-09-05 16:12:57<font color=blue>Is it for the rehabilitation of Fan Jinping?</font><br>69/104 141.88-143.26 <font color=red>hp</font> 他不是在讽刺一个疯子，09-05 16:12:56-09-05 16:12:59<font color=blue>He wasn't mocking a crazy person,</font><br>70/104 143.44-148.0 <font color=red>de</font> 他是在写一个人被命运碾过之后到底长出了什么东西。09-05 16:12:57-09-05 16:13:37<font color=blue>He was writing about what a person becomes after being crushed by fate.</font><br>71/104 149.55-154.5 <font color=red>n</font> 所以现在唐尚君最让我佩服的不是他终于上大学说他今年六月发视频，09-05 16:12:58-09-05 16:13:03<font color=blue>So, what impresses me most about Tang Shangjun now is not that he finally got into university and said he would post a video in June this year.</font><br>72/104 154.74-156.42 <font color=red>aaa</font> 劝考生别轻易复读。09-05 16:12:58-09-05 16:13:00<font color=blue>Advise candidates not to repeat.</font><br>73/104 157.0-157.3 <font color=red>n</font> 他说，09-05 16:12:59-09-05 16:13:00<font color=blue>He said,</font><br>74/104 157.42-159.1 <font color=red>xss</font> 人生不止高考一条路，09-05 16:13:00-09-05 16:13:29<font color=blue>Life is not just about the college entrance exam.</font><br>75/104 159.55-160.45 <font color=red>bg</font> 不是埋头苦读，09-05 16:18:03-09-05 16:18:36<font color=blue>It's not about burying your head in books,</font><br>76/104 160.57-161.47 <font color=red>hp</font> 就一定能涨分儿。09-05 16:13:01-09-05 16:13:05<font color=blue>Of course, you can get a higher score.</font><br>77/104 162.16-163.66 <font color=red>aaa</font> 他现在上课坐第一排，09-05 16:13:02-09-05 16:13:03<font color=blue>He sits in the front row now.</font><br>78/104 163.9-166.47 <font color=red>n</font> 没有挂过科课余带货直播，09-05 16:13:02-09-05 16:13:05<font color=blue>I haven't missed any classes while doing live streaming.</font><br>79/104 166.71-170.61 <font color=red>aaa</font> 靠他自己的收入给母亲在老家盖了新房。09-05 16:13:04-09-05 16:13:07<font color=blue>He built a new house for his mother in her hometown with the money he earned.</font><br>80/104 171.19-172.15 <font color=red>n</font> 他给自己的简介，09-05 16:13:05-09-05 16:13:06<font color=blue>He wrote his bio,</font><br>81/104 172.39-173.93 <font color=red>n</font> 只写了一句错，09-05 16:13:05-09-05 16:13:07<font color=blue>I made only one mistake.</font><br>82/104 174.11-175.13 <font color=red>hp</font> 谓人生非，09-05 16:13:06-09-05 16:13:09<font color=blue>Life is not a game,</font><br>83/104 175.43-176.21 <font color=red>n</font> 执意而为之，09-05 16:13:07-09-05 16:13:08<font color=blue>Perseverance,</font><br>84/104 176.69-177.89 <font color=red>n</font> 只应后知后觉，09-05 16:13:08-09-05 16:13:09<font color=blue>Only to know later,</font><br>85/104 178.79-180.41 <font color=red>aaa</font> 我特别喜欢错位这两个字，09-05 16:13:08-09-05 16:13:10<font color=blue>I especially like the word "misalignment",</font><br>86/104 181.02-181.62 <font color=red>n</font> 不是失败，09-05 16:13:09-09-05 16:13:11<font color=blue>It's not a failure,</font><br>87/104 181.92-184.13 <font color=red>n</font> 是错位人生没有白走的路，09-05 16:13:10-09-05 16:13:11<font color=blue>There is no wrong life without a path,</font><br>88/104 185.72-186.8 <font color=red>hp</font> 但却有绕远的路。09-05 16:13:10-09-05 16:13:13<font color=blue>But there are also detours.</font><br>89/104 187.52-187.88 <font color=red>aaa</font> 说实话，09-05 16:13:11-09-05 16:13:12<font color=blue>Honestly,</font><br>90/104 188.12-189.92 <font color=red>n</font> 我马上也要拖着情李进校门了。09-05 16:13:12-09-05 16:13:15<font color=blue>I'm about to drag my suitcase into school.</font><br>91/104 190.1-192.38 <font color=red>n</font> 我们这一届其实也刚从同，09-05 16:13:12-09-05 16:13:15<font color=blue>We were actually just from the same class.</font><br>92/104 192.5-193.94 <font color=red>aaa</font> 一张榜单上爬出来，09-05 16:13:13-09-05 16:13:14<font color=blue>A list emerged,</font><br>93/104 194.37-195.33 <font color=red>hp</font> 我们敢笑犯进。09-05 16:13:14-09-05 16:13:18<font color=blue>We dare to laugh at the invaders.</font><br>94/104 195.51-197.55 <font color=red>de</font> 只是因为那张榜单还没轮到，09-05 16:13:15-09-05 16:13:39<font color=blue>It's just because that list hasn't been released yet.</font><br>95/104 197.67-198.45 <font color=red>aaa</font> 让我们发疯而已。09-05 16:13:15-09-05 16:13:16<font color=blue>Let's go crazy.</font><br>96/104 199.2-200.88 <font color=red>n</font> 所以接下来大学四年，09-05 16:13:16-09-05 16:13:18<font color=blue>So, in the next four years of university,</font><br>97/104 201.06-202.26 <font color=red>n</font> 我想给自己定一条规矩，09-05 16:13:17-09-05 16:13:20<font color=blue>I want to set a rule for myself.</font><br>98/104 202.93-204.73 <font color=red>aaa</font> 永远别让自己只剩一个身份，09-05 16:13:19-09-05 16:13:20<font color=blue>Never let yourself have only one identity.</font><br>99/104 205.36-206.02 <font color=red>hp</font> 多一个身份，09-05 16:13:19-09-05 16:13:21<font color=blue>An extra identity,</font><br>100/104 206.2-207.1 <font color=red>n</font> 就多一条退路，09-05 16:13:20-09-05 16:13:22<font color=blue>Just have an extra option,</font><br>101/104 207.54-208.26 <font color=red>n</font> 多一条退路，09-05 16:13:21-09-05 16:13:22<font color=blue>Multiple escape routes,</font><br>102/104 208.44-213.3 <font color=red>aaa</font> 那张榜对你的杀伤力就小一分范晋用三十四年才学会的事儿。09-05 16:13:21-09-05 16:13:25<font color=blue>That ranking is one level lower in terms of your lethality. It's something that Fan Jin learned after thirty years.</font><br>103/104 213.54-215.88 <font color=red>hp</font> 唐尚君用十六年才绕出来的弯，09-05 16:13:22-09-05 16:13:26<font color=blue>Tang Shangjun took sixteen years to find a way around,</font><br>104/104 216.38-217.94 <font color=red>n</font> 我们才十八岁路海长。09-05 16:13:23-09-05 16:13:25<font color=blue>We are eighteen years old, and we have a long road ahead of us.</font><br>